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Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / Vera Bliss - what a doll

« on: January 30, 2023, 02:15:27 AM »

I had the opportunity to party with Vera Bliss. This was a second party with this young lady. This young lady is a delight to be around.  Beautiful, sexy and a smile to die for.  We had a great party, even though I didn’t arrive until the very end of her shift. She makes you feel so special and relaxed. She is so sweet and kind.  One can never go wrong with her.  After the party, she came and sat with me while I had breakfast for about 45 minutes, even though her shift was over.  Can’t go wrong with her. Hopefully, will be able to party with her again someday.

Luvtofish

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Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / Leah - what a doll

« on: January 30, 2023, 02:14:26 AM »

Recently had the pleasure of an encounter with Leah.  Sweet young lady who helped me relax and have fun after a rough day. One can’t go wrong with Leah.  Would like to party with her again.

Luvtofish

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General Discussion / Mustang store

« on: January 22, 2023, 09:42:13 PM »

Can anyone tell me what time the store opens. Would like to get a shirt for a friend

Thanks

Luvtofish69

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General Discussion / New Year

« on: December 31, 2022, 07:07:28 PM »

Happy New Year everyone. Wishing all good health and prosperity to all

Luvtofish69

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Way Off Topic / A Christmas Carol

« on: December 24, 2022, 03:34:40 AM »

Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
 
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
 
The old farmer from Nebraska fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
 
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
 
The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
 
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
 
The old cowboy from Texas started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
 
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
 
The Cowboy smiling replied, 'These are Carols.'

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General Discussion / Happy Thanksgiving

« on: November 24, 2022, 02:39:36 AM »

Would like to wish all the ladies and employees a very Happy Thanksgiving. Hope you all have a blessed day.

Luvtofish69

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General Discussion / Painting

« on: November 07, 2022, 11:08:39 PM »

Anyone want to come and help get this house finished so I can get out to the ranch sooner.  Lol

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Way Off Topic / Parachute club

« on: October 24, 2022, 11:05:47 PM »

Senior Parachute Club

Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her.

I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 80-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?”

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her. Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”

"Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week! ...THE LINE WENT DEAD.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.

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General Discussion / Slow here

« on: September 22, 2022, 10:10:48 PM »

Sure seems dead here. Was hoping to interact with folks, but guess a day late and a dollar short

Luvtofish