Tomorrow would be Mark Twain's 180th birthday

[Little_Mel]

Please enjoy this picture of Mark Twain's statue whispering dirty things into my ear




"The things I would do to you."
- Mark Twain

[Tennessee25]

Please enjoy this picture of Mark Twain's statue whispering dirty things into my ear




"The things I would do to you."
- Mark Twain

Is that 50 Shades of Grey he is reading to you

[Offleash]

Ha ha nice one.

[Cobia]

 Old  Mark must be doing something right, look at that big smile on Mel's face.

[Michael j.]

"He who represents himself has a fool for a client".       Mark Twain

[caveman]

Please enjoy this picture of Mark Twain's statue whispering dirty things into my ear




"The things I would do to you."
- Mark Twain

Way to go Mark Twain!!!!!

[caveman]

I'm looking at Your picture Little_Mel & I have to say your a Hot Lady! Are thoses Dimples I see? The glasses get me going to. Like they say big things come in small packages. The Lady on the Big Bang Theroey. Howard's wife Bernadent Mercy. That opens up Questions. How many Ladies have Dimples? How many wear Glasses?How many Ladies are Little Mel's size?I know there are more questions. I know it was nice meeting you in person.

[Little_Mel]

I'm looking at Your picture Little_Mel & I have to say your a Hot Lady! Are thoses Dimples I see? The glasses get me going to. Like they say big things come in small packages. The Lady on the Big Bang Theroey. Howard's wife Bernadent Mercy. That opens up Questions. How many Ladies have Dimples? How many wear Glasses?How many Ladies are Little Mel's size?I know there are more questions. I know it was nice meeting you in person.

Yes I have the muscle deficiency know as dimples.


We have TONS of little ladies. You'll see it if they remove their heels.
Cheery, Coco, Hazel, and Kortney are all in house and very close to my height.

[Gus]

Mel, You are absolutely adorable!