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Re: Men's room
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2017, 03:25:20 PM »
Constructive Critic here. Just a thought. If the Ranch would construct a 2 or 3 stall outhouse behind the ranch, then put in a one and five dollar bill machine. The first dollar will get you 5 minutes to do what you got to do, after 5 minutes the red light warns you time is about up. If you want to stay and choke your chicken, {Babies}, then the door will lock and you have to feed the bill machine five dollars to get out or another 5 minutes to choke yourself to your satisfaction. In otherwords, the {Babies} can cum and go and donate the proceeds to the water bill...   Before they go in, the sign on the door could read. "Make sure you have money in your hand, so you may exit the can."  JMO.. lol. Stay safe Ladies and Gentlemen....
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« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2017, 10:41:59 PM »

Well don't worry I won't let you pop so fast. No I will bring you close and back off a few times before I let you loose.


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« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2017, 12:56:33 PM »

Well don't worry I won't let you pop so fast. No I will bring you close and back off a few times before I let you loose.


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« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2017, 02:38:32 AM »
the reason the men's room that way is because the "babies" go in there an jerk off,
I can't wait to use this phrase:  "That makes as much sense as jerkin' off at a brothel."  LOL

Guys I know this reasoning sounds crazy because you wouldn't do it but trust me when I say that it's valid. When I worked as a camgirl. Guys could bust a nut in 60 seconds or less. A sub could do something to piss me off (When I'm in Domme mode) and if I respond berating them, they got what they wanted and probably ruined a keyboard in the process.

So imagine if a guy like that talks to us for real. They could pop in ten seconds in there. This is not an official response just my opinion from experiences with guys that do that.


Jesus, I probably have just the opposite issue.  I can go forever but probably not with Rachel.   ;)

Maybe getting old does have an advantage?

Then again just sitting in my car jerking off to Cherry's full frontal nude on the outside wall works too.

I have a crush on that Promo Queen.

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Well don't worry I won't let you pop so fast. No I will bring you close and back off a few times before I let you loose.

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« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2016, 03:27:39 AM »
the reason the men's room that way is because the "babies" go in there an jerk off,
I can't wait to use this phrase:  "That makes as much sense as jerkin' off at a brothel."  LOL

Guys I know this reasoning sounds crazy because you wouldn't do it but trust me when I say that it's valid. When I worked as a camgirl. Guys could bust a nut in 60 seconds or less. A sub could do something to piss me off (When I'm in Domme mode) and if I respond berating them, they got what they wanted and probably ruined a keyboard in the process.

So imagine if a guy like that talks to us for real. They could pop in ten seconds in there. This is not an official response just my opinion from experiences with guys that do that.


Jesus, I probably have just the opposite issue.  I can go forever but probably not with Rachel.   ;)

Maybe getting old does have an advantage?

Then again just sitting in my car jerking off to Cherry's full frontal nude on the outside wall works too.

I have a crush on that Promo Queen.

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« Last Edit: December 24, 2016, 03:31:29 AM by SeattleSun »

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Re: Men's room
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2016, 06:06:03 AM »
I disagree about the need to remove the urinal. It would just need to be moved closer to the Sink and I believe there'd still be enough room to have an ada stall. The restroom is huge just poorly arranged

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« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2016, 03:51:35 AM »
just let me point out that if a stall was installed, it would have to be ADA approved, so there would no longer be a urinal, there's just not enough room fro both in that room,

no urinal means an even longer line some times

and personally, i really don't like going into bathrooms with spooge on the walls


That is easy spend a few bucks and expand it a little .   You have the so called VIP / Lap Dance room next to it take a little room from it and make a nice men's room .   

If you what a lap dance go back to the ladies room . Plus it more fun in her room .

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« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2016, 02:44:28 AM »
just let me point out that if a stall was installed, it would have to be ADA approved, so there would no longer be a urinal, there's just not enough room fro both in that room,

no urinal means an even longer line some times

and personally, i really don't like going into bathrooms with spooge on the walls
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« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2016, 02:32:33 AM »
Babies going in the men's room and jerking off is not a valid reason for the door lock not to work. Using the bathroom in a lady's room is not really an alternative most of the time. If MR is the best brothel in Nevada, they should have the best facilities for their patrons including a decent men's room.

I'm just sayin'

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Re: Men's room
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2016, 04:08:33 PM »


If you want privacy, use the restroom in a lady's private suite;)
All problems solved for everyone!

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« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2016, 05:15:25 AM »
Hell just at least install a screen that divides the space a little woild be greatly appreciated. As for using the toilet in your chosen Ladies room, some things are better done at distance...

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« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2016, 03:43:13 AM »
I agree. No privacy when you have to actually go #2 is not nice. I has happened to me, and its quite embarrassing.

Management: please fix that door for your loyal customers.

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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2016, 08:15:33 PM »


If you want privacy, use the restroom in a lady's private suite;)
All problems solved for everyone!


LOL     But do you really want everyone using your private restroom . 

But to fix the problem is simple ,fix the restroom !  The restroom should be up to acceptable standers for a public  men's restroom .

Not to much to ask for . 

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« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2016, 06:27:13 PM »


If you want privacy, use the restroom in a lady's private suite;)
All problems solved for everyone!

Only if you are providing air freshener, some of those seat covers, and reading material. I am thinking 20 bucks for every 10 minutes. 25 bucks if its a Kelly Fare. ;D   ;D

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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2016, 05:02:12 PM »


If you want privacy, use the restroom in a lady's private suite;)
All problems solved for everyone!

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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2016, 06:36:16 PM »
the reason the men's room that way is because the "babies" go in there an jerk off,
I can't wait to use this phrase:  "That makes as much sense as jerkin' off at a brothel."  LOL

Guys I know this reasoning sounds crazy because you wouldn't do it but trust me when I say that it's valid. When I worked as a camgirl. Guys could bust a nut in 60 seconds or less. A sub could do something to piss me off (When I'm in Domme mode) and if I respond berating them, they got what they wanted and probably ruined a keyboard in the process.

So imagine if a guy like that talks to us for real. They could pop in ten seconds in there. This is not an official response just my opinion from experiences with guys that do that.

Heh. From a practical standpoint, if the bathroom wait is just 10 seconds then I have no complaint and no concern about what activities may or may not have taken place. Most likely I should simply stand there and be filled with gratitude for how quickly my turn arrived.

Perchance at times the cure be worse than the disease. Matter of perspective, I guess.

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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2016, 05:02:03 AM »
the reason the men's room that way is because the "babies" go in there an jerk off,
I can't wait to use this phrase:  "That makes as much sense as jerkin' off at a brothel."  LOL

Guys I know this reasoning sounds crazy because you wouldn't do it but trust me when I say that it's valid. When I worked as a camgirl. Guys could bust a nut in 60 seconds or less. A sub could do something to piss me off (When I'm in Domme mode) and if I respond berating them, they got what they wanted and probably ruined a keyboard in the process.

So imagine if a guy like that talks to us for real. They could pop in ten seconds in there. This is not an official response just my opinion from experiences with guys that do that.


LOL  Rachel !

No they just need to remodel the bathroom and add a private stall plus a urinal . Than problem solved no door lock needed.
Just go look at the men's room across the street in the Original Mustang .
HA! Someone who gets it if you in the bar and have a code brown you want privacy just send the security guard I. After 5 min he going to smell what going on. He get on the raido yeah no trouble here just Some guy taking a shit. ;D  ;D Like WF say no lock needed just a privacy devider for popping see original mustang building for exhibit A of how WH mens room should be done.
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2016, 09:45:30 PM »
I second Rachel's statement  ::)


the reason the men's room that way is because the "babies" go in there an jerk off,
I can't wait to use this phrase:  "That makes as much sense as jerkin' off at a brothel."  LOL

Guys I know this reasoning sounds crazy because you wouldn't do it but trust me when I say that it's valid. When I worked as a camgirl. Guys could bust a nut in 60 seconds or less. A sub could do something to piss me off (When I'm in Domme mode) and if I respond berating them, they got what they wanted and probably ruined a keyboard in the process.

So imagine if a guy like that talks to us for real. They could pop in ten seconds in there. This is not an official response just my opinion from experiences with guys that do that.

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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2016, 08:06:41 PM »
the reason the men's room that way is because the "babies" go in there an jerk off,
I can't wait to use this phrase:  "That makes as much sense as jerkin' off at a brothel."  LOL

Guys I know this reasoning sounds crazy because you wouldn't do it but trust me when I say that it's valid. When I worked as a camgirl. Guys could bust a nut in 60 seconds or less. A sub could do something to piss me off (When I'm in Domme mode) and if I respond berating them, they got what they wanted and probably ruined a keyboard in the process.

So imagine if a guy like that talks to us for real. They could pop in ten seconds in there. This is not an official response just my opinion from experiences with guys that do that.


LOL  Rachel !

No they just need to remodel the bathroom and add a private stall plus a urinal . Than problem solved no door lock needed.
Just go look at the men's room across the street in the Original Mustang .

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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2016, 04:48:35 PM »
the reason the men's room that way is because the "babies" go in there an jerk off,
I can't wait to use this phrase:  "That makes as much sense as jerkin' off at a brothel."  LOL

Guys I know this reasoning sounds crazy because you wouldn't do it but trust me when I say that it's valid. When I worked as a camgirl. Guys could bust a nut in 60 seconds or less. A sub could do something to piss me off (When I'm in Domme mode) and if I respond berating them, they got what they wanted and probably ruined a keyboard in the process.

So imagine if a guy like that talks to us for real. They could pop in ten seconds in there. This is not an official response just my opinion from experiences with guys that do that.

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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2015, 03:07:31 PM »
That lock probably ain't worked since 09. ;D ;D ;D ;D     

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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2015, 10:03:38 PM »
the reason the men's room that way is because the "babies" go in there an jerk off,
I can't wait to use this phrase:  "That makes as much sense as jerkin' off at a brothel."  LOL

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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2015, 09:37:31 PM »
Its has been explained to me that the reason the men's room that way is because the "babies" go in there an jerk off.  So no lock and no stall is on purpose!

Then I noted that at the bunny brothels all the men's rooms have "glass doors".  lol

The men's room in the Old Mustang Ranch is far superior, I guess Joe wasn't worried about any "leakage".

IMO the beer is better at the OMR too.


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And while you at it put a red rotation light in there too as I missed two line ups while using the men's room. 

 
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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2015, 08:25:38 PM »
Having to use the restroom has always been one of my cues that it's probably time to leave.

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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2015, 07:37:06 PM »
A privacy stall would be nice too.
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