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Lineup / Re: Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup thru December 7th
« on: December 03, 2022, 07:50:13 PM »
You'll have to come in and find out!

Not sure yet I'm in the area for at least one more night maybe 2. We will see a lot of factors in play this trip....Not ruling out it yet.😉😁

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Lineup / Re: Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup thru December 7th
« on: December 03, 2022, 10:35:20 AM »
That's a rather large line up where you putting them all? Are they all in bunk beds or something?😉😁

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Thank you for clarifying your post. I totally agree with what you have said. I was using age just as a metric of my own situation and I realize that everyone is different. I have also experienced it from the provider side where some ladies that I partied with or wanted to party with simply never returned. (Maybe they were telling me something lol). Although I can't see into the future, unless there is a dramatic change in my health, age will probably be the determining factor. But I can see it coming to an end as travel becomes more tedious. While Madam Tara, Madam Jennifer and everyone at the Ranch treat me like royalty, I am still happy to return home to my 2 Doberman housemates. Until that time, I will just keep plodding along. I wish you well with your particular situation.

Your welcome I get why you may not have completely got where I was trying to go with my initial post. 

The YouTube link to the Bruce Springsteen song was also meant as a metaphor also.   My guess is only PB gets where I was going. He was the first to make a effort to see the world and sometimes the various ladies over the last 20 years though my eyes.

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Full Disclosure...This is my first post so please be charitable. Although I'm 80 I don't think that I have reached my expiration date. Of course, I passed my “Best by date” a long time ago but I still actively party at the Ranch. I am a relative newbie to the brothel scene since my first visit was in 2019, 3 years after my wife of 41 years passed away. I'm sure that you all remember how nervous you were on your first visit to a brothel but mine was worse since I was 76 at the time. My party was with Erika Lauren and our parties have only gotten better over the years. I regularly party with several ladies and I have learned quite a bit from each one of them. I have learned one basic thing, keep an open mind and the fun only gets better. I wish that I could party like I used to but that “Best by date” is a funny thing and doesn't always cooperate. I try to be generous and treat everyone with respect and we all have a wonderful time. I'll keep making trips to the Ranch until my expiration date.

Thank you for responding.  When I talk about an expiration date. It isn't necessarily about your chronological age. It may not have anything to do with your physical health, or your financial health either there are many factors, and the actual expiration date will vary from person to person.

Same thing holds true on the provider side of the game. My ATF girl walked away when she was still in her 20's  She  simply had enough.  Other ladies who were around before I ever first walked into a brothel. They will probably still be around when I walk out for the last time never to return.

So all I am trying to say in a metaphor sort away watch for the signs. Know when its time to leave, and never return. Do not over stay welcome.  Know when its your own time to go.

Your actual age will have nothing to do with it. Just watch for the signs. I myself  can see my end is closer then my beginning.

Just watch for the signs you will know when its your time. Enjoy the adventure until your time to leave and never return finally comes.

Thanks again for your post. 8)

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I get ya. I recognized my expiration date a couple of years ago. I realized there were just too many impediments in my way. I saw that I could no longer enjoy the pleasures of LPIN & reluctantly turned in my monger card.

My "Glory Days" done passed me by.  :'(

You still have your card  PB till the day you are ready to book your first dance at that brothel in the sky.  It's just on this earth your status is  now changed  to  awaiting your election into the Hall Of Retired Mongers.😉😁😃

Hall of Retired Mongers? Who, me?!!  :o  I don't think I made that big of an impression when I was active. Just another swingin' weenie! I was always a gentleman & treated the Ladies with the respect they deserve, but the Ladies I partied with are like me, retired. There's none there now who would elect me to any HOF?

Yup, I may still have my monger card but it has a big "SUSPENDED DUE TO INACTIVITY" stamped on it!

🤣🤣 Your humor would be enough for you to at least be considered. You also Actually made a point to try and understand how my mind works and understand me buddy
way back when.

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I get ya. I recognized my expiration date a couple of years ago. I realized there were just too many impediments in my way. I saw that I could no longer enjoy the pleasures of LPIN & reluctantly turned in my monger card.

My "Glory Days" done passed me by.  :'(

You still have your card  PB till the day you are ready to book your first dance at that brothel in the sky.  It's just on this earth your status is  now changed  to  awaiting your election into the Hall Of Retired Mongers.😉😁😃

Hall of Retired Mongers? Who, me?!!  :o  I don't think I made that big of an impression when I was active. Just another swingin' weenie! I was always a gentleman & treated the Ladies with the respect they deserve, but the Ladies I partied with are like me, retired. There's none there now who would elect me to any HOF?

Yup, I may still have my monger card but it has a big "SUSPENDED DUE TO INACTIVITY" stamped on it!







I haven't retired yet.  Just have some problems to work out.  Slowly getting there............
You don't count  Cobia.😉 When you finally leave this earth. You will have 1/3 of your remains scattered on your favorite hunting area in the back woods of Texas. Another 1/3 dumped in your favorite fishing spot. The final 1/3 will be made into something that will be placed in a special display case in the Cowboy suite at the Mustang.😉😁😃

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I get ya. I recognized my expiration date a couple of years ago. I realized there were just too many impediments in my way. I saw that I could no longer enjoy the pleasures of LPIN & reluctantly turned in my monger card.

My "Glory Days" done passed me by.  :'(

You still have your card  PB till the day you are ready to book your first dance at that brothel in the sky.  It's just on this earth your status is  now changed  to  awaiting your election into the Hall Of Retired Mongers.😉😁😃

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OK Short version V. Falls was a lot of fun and she was nice to me when she didn't necessarily have to be. She was willing to give me what I asked for, and went a little beyond because she was willing to make one part of the overall party experience easier for me. I will just leave that there.

I will say that the overall experience inside the building before the actual party was eye opening. There is definitely an expiration date on this for lack of a better term hobby.

Your own individual expiration dates will vary not necessarily age related, or even your finances.  There will come a day though when you will be done with your brothel adventures, or at least you should be.   

Mine will probably come sooner, then it will be for the rest of you guys.  Due to my own special circumstances.  I don't think my go away for good date has come yet! However due too my overall situation being fluid it is possible that I have had my last dance. Time as it does with all things will write the end of my adventures. :'( If my time is done V at least sent me out with bang! No pun intended.

As for the rest of you guys watch for the signs don't miss your expiration date. When the time comes for you, if you have been paying attention you will understand what I'm saying here. Until then enjoy your own individual journey, and adventures :D

https://youtu.be/6vQpW9XRiyM

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Lineup / Re: Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup Thru October 27th
« on: October 21, 2022, 02:43:38 AM »

Or ?



Still to be determined.😉😄


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Trip Summaries / Re: Bella & Stormy
« on: October 18, 2022, 05:16:48 AM »
Glad someone finally made a new post on here.😎

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Lineup / Re: Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup thru October 6th
« on: October 17, 2022, 02:11:26 PM »


To provide a little context. For the picture above. That would be a potential patron waiting for a updated lineup to be posted. But he fell asleep while waiting!😃

The picture lineup while probably accurate is basically useless. It doesn't show the ladies designated shift time.

Appointments only work if you came to town just for the brothel.  If you are in the area for some other reason, and you need to possibly sneak away from friends or what not before coming out  you may not know what time you will actually be in the building a posted lineup with shift times is very useful.  Calling on the phone is not always a good idea for everyone either. It leaves an electronic trail.

 If you don't want anyone to know you were actually there other then maybe the person at the door if they ask for your ID. You don't want to be using the phone either.

Besides this forum is really only good for two things. A place to share your stories because you probably can't share your stories of the ladies with family, or most of your friends.

The other function of this forum should be to get an updated lineup on a fairly consistent basis.

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Rachel Varga - 10/13 thru 10/19 and 10/27 thru 11/08
« on: September 23, 2022, 02:02:36 PM »
That is one beautiful picture. Wish I knew when I was coming thru

Luvtofish
This is a Lady you alter your plans for to make sure you see her!

She is actually a very smart lady she made sure to end her next tour about 48 hours before I will be close enough to at least consider stopping into Mustang.

Also true even if I make it in the building odds our high it won't be during her shift.  You however know I might win the lottery or something before that weekend, and book the entire place for a weekend just for me, and my half a dozen closest friends.  So yes  the only way for you girls to be 100 percent certain to avoid seeing my fuggly ass naked is to not tour that weekend just in case.😉😁😄

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Rather than starting a new topic. That probably won't be read anyway.

There is a lady listed as Atlantis in the picture lineup.
New girl??? Or is she the same girl that hasn't toured at Mustang since Maybe 2018.

I never actually booked with her, but the girl that went by Atlantis back then rumor had it she had a real freaky side.

 Her and Belle way back when said they wanted to tag team a guy in the hallway of the original mustang building way back when.

Back when Atlantis and Belle were actually floating thisc crazy idea. I had access to more party funds back in those days if Belle and Atlantis had been willing to wait an hour they might have convinced me it was a good idea. I might bit.🤣🤣

Anyway if that is not just some generic picture for her profile.

The lady may very well be a new Atlantis.

If however it is by chance it is the Atlantis from the past.  I would like to talk to her in the bar for about 5 minutes just to find out If she ever pulled off that Crazy two girl party idea.😆😆  She probably could resurect that idea in some form. Lena could step in for Belle maybe, and I think that  Bigfoot would probably be down for that kind of action.😉 Don't deny it Bigfoot buddy I still remember what you threw out there one trip back in 2019.  So trust me a two girl sex in the hallway party or something similar to a hallway is right in your wheelhouse buddy.😉😁😆

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Lineup / Re: Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup thru September 15th
« on: September 16, 2022, 02:59:25 PM »
WHO       DAT     
Stormy May   9A-9P

🤔🤔

Best guess.

1. Either one of the newer girls that doesn't have any or at least not very many pictures up yet on her profile.🙂


2 Madam Jennifer is giving us a long range weather forecast, and she is predicting a lot of rain for May of 2023.😉😁

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