I get ya. I recognized my expiration date a couple of years ago. I realized there were just too many impediments in my way. I saw that I could no longer enjoy the pleasures of LPIN & reluctantly turned in my monger card.
My "Glory Days" done passed me by. 
You still have your card PB till the day you are ready to book your first dance at that brothel in the sky. It's just on this earth your status is now changed to awaiting your election into the Hall Of Retired Mongers.😉😁😃
Hall of Retired Mongers? Who, me?!!

I don't think I made that big of an impression when I was active. Just another swingin' weenie! I was always a gentleman & treated the Ladies with the respect they deserve, but the Ladies I partied with are like me, retired. There's none there now who would elect me to any HOF?
Yup, I may still have my monger card but it has a big "SUSPENDED DUE TO INACTIVITY" stamped on it!