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Fun "Board" Games / Re: Add 'you kinky perv' to any famous movie line

« on: April 05, 2020, 02:49:10 PM »

My grandfather’s work was doo doo, you kinky perv!

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: March 11-12 shout out!

« on: March 14, 2020, 04:06:29 PM »

Nice report SixT9er. Glad you had fun.
Yup! There’s nothing else close to what an experience at the Mustang Ranch is like!

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Fun "Board" Games / Re: Use one word to describe the time you lost your virginity

« on: March 07, 2020, 04:16:31 AM »

Unexpected

My coworker wanted to be the one that got me for my very first time. So she followed me to my car after work one day and I walked taller after that.

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Fun "Board" Games / Re: Movies!!!!

« on: March 07, 2020, 04:12:47 AM »

I love watching superhero movies. It’s my comic book heroes from my childhood years being put on the big screen!

I do enjoy the theaters with the reclining loungers. However I am not going to those luxury theaters where you can order food and have it delivered to you.  A bag of popcorn is all I need from the theater. I also smuggle in a snickers bar. I refuse to pay $6 for something I can get at Walgreens for a dollar. Unless those higher prices make the movie any better, I’m fine with a regular theater.

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Lineup / Re: Mustang Ranch February 27th - March 2nd Lineup

« on: March 01, 2020, 03:46:57 AM »

Wow.. very sexy lineup this week  😍!!!

Of course it is you are in it right?😉😁

Yes she was!! I was there earlier this week. The parlor was packed with so many amazing ladies.

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General Discussion / Re: LPIN 2019 Awards Nominating Round

« on: February 22, 2020, 06:22:59 PM »

I got my vote in on day 1.
It shouldn’t be a mystery who I nominated. 

Me?   

  You know I would nominate you and the Prostidude Ranch, but I couldn’t handle the 26 incher.

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Way Off Topic / Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....

« on: February 22, 2020, 06:00:59 PM »

I saw a horse driving a sports car the other day!

It was a mustang

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General Discussion / Re: LPIN 2019 Awards Nominating Round

« on: February 22, 2020, 05:57:11 PM »

I got my vote in on day 1.
It shouldn’t be a mystery who I nominated. 

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Way Off Topic / Re: March Madness

« on: February 19, 2020, 01:17:40 AM »

Duke Blue Devils!
They’re getting great play from the point guard Tre Jones. The athletic Cassius Stanley teaming with Jones is a dangerous backcourt.

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Fun "Board" Games / Re: Add 'you kinky perv' to any famous movie line

« on: February 17, 2020, 12:09:09 AM »

Say Hello to my little friend, you kinky perv

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Fun "Board" Games / Re: Add 'you kinky perv' to any famous movie line

« on: February 13, 2020, 04:55:42 AM »

Well, a boy’s best friend is his mother, you kinky perv

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General Discussion / Re: Mini film promoting LPIN

« on: January 27, 2020, 12:12:07 AM »

Excellent video.

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General Discussion / Re: Black Friday special:

« on: December 14, 2019, 05:04:37 AM »

I’m gonna miss little Mel!!! She’s off to bigger and better things I guess.
Miss ya Mel!!
Xoxoxo

What??
Well, good luck in the future Little Mel. It was always nice seeing you and cracking a few jokes.

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Who Is On You Santa List?

« on: December 14, 2019, 04:42:30 AM »

I have one on my list. I’m just waiting till I see her name on the lineups.

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Congratulations!!!

« on: July 20, 2019, 04:55:51 AM »

Awwww yeah!!
Congratulations Victoria! I’m so happy for your well deserved award.
Congratulations Mustang Ranch. Consecutive Brothel of the Year Awards is clearly telling of what an amazing job everyone is doing at the ranch.