Lightbulb jokes & Dad jokes... it's been the theme around here this week.
My favorite ones I've heard so far are:
How many Flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, but no one knows how they got in there.
How did the hipster burn his hand?
He changed the lightbulb before it was cool.
ok.... know any good ones?
A physics major looks at a piece of machinery and asks, "Why does it run?" The engineering major looks at it and asks, "How does it run?" The English Lit major says, "You want fries with that?"
Quote from: chuckar chaser on Feb 11, 2020, 05:49 PM
Do you know how many Grammar Natzi's it takes to screw in a lightbulb?
Too
Silly me I thought it was to...
(Dad joke! Lol)
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three: one to actually screw it in, and another two to share the experience.
How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five: one to actually screw it in, and four to fend off all the Californians trying to get close to share the experience.
Q: What's the difference between a pig and a fox? A: Usually five or six beers.
A man goes to the drug store to buy some condoms, the clerk asks, "Do you want a bag?"
The man says, "No, she's not that ugly!"
These are amazing!
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One; she holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around her.
How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw in the light bulb & one to make the You Tube video.
How do you make a moron dizzy?
Put him in a round room & tell him to pee in the corner
Why don't witches wear panties? To get a better grip on the broom.
I saw a horse driving a sports car the other day!
It was a mustang
Quote from: Duck11 on Feb 22, 2020, 06:00 PM
I saw a horse driving a sports car the other day!
It was a mustang
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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
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