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Schedules / Has Wildhorse saloon reopened.
« on: September 17, 2020, 06:47:50 PM »
I heard last night that the bars in Nevada can reopen?  So my question do you have a date were wildhorse can reopen?

Thumper;

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"How's it Hangin" / How does this outdate this work.
« on: August 25, 2020, 07:11:44 PM »
With the Mustang Ranch closed because of the Corvid 19;  How does the outdate thing work with the escorts?

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"How's it Hangin" / RANCH REOPENING?
« on: June 24, 2020, 07:12:22 AM »
Is there any news about when thw ranch will reopen?

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General Discussion / Ranch Reopening?
« on: May 25, 2020, 02:26:31 AM »

Is there any news on when the ranch will be reopening?

  :P

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Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / Jasper -- Wonderful party.
« on: November 21, 2018, 01:21:20 AM »
Jasper is a slim motivated beautiful lady that gives a high engeritic and enthuiastic party.  What happened in the party is private  :-X ; however, I had to rest in the bar for over a hour to get enought energy up to dive home.

Jasper is fun, easy to talk to and enthusiastic, I highly recommend her.

Thumper  :P

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General Discussion / Texas Chili Cookoff
« on: June 02, 2018, 07:15:32 AM »
Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
Recently I was honoured to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a Chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me that I could have free beer during the tasting. So I accepted.
Here are the scorecards from the event:

CHILI # 1: MIKE'S MANIC MONSTER CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A little to heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.
FRANK: Holy Shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with this stuff. I needed two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst one. Those Texans are crazy.

CHILI # 2: ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavour. Needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave of two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to walkie-talkie in three extra beers when they saw the look on my face.

CHILI # 3: FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili. A bit salty. Good use of red peppers.
FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced.

CHILI # 4: BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
JUDGE ONE: Black Bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods. Not much of a chili.
FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb bitch is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm eating.

CHILI # 5: LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no linger focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly from a pitcher onto it. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Freakin' Rednecks! ! !

CHILI # 6: VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers.
JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions and garlic.
FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!

CHILI # 7: SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum. Tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge # 3.
FRANK: You could put a #)$^@#*&! Grenade in my mouth, pull the #)$^@#*&! pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my X*$(@#^&$ mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit, to match my X*$(@#^&$ shirt. At least the during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the four inch hole in my stomach.

CHILI # 8: HELEN'S MOUNT SAINT CHILI
JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending. This is a nice blend chili, safe for all; not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.
JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good balanced chili, neither mild now hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank.
FRANK: - - - - - Mama?- - - (Editor's Note: Judge # 3 was unable to report).

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Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / Shelby Star
« on: May 28, 2018, 06:58:44 AM »
I had a very pleasant party with shelby star.  She is easy and fun to talk too, her conservation is grounded in reality and her parties are exceptional.  My heart was stuck in my throat and my brain had melted and ran out of my ears. 

Shelby does throw an excellent party.  I highly recommend her. :P

Thumper;

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"How's it Hangin" / Mustang Ranch Resort on Facebook
« on: March 01, 2018, 11:53:46 PM »
You should check out the Mustang Ranch Resort posting on Facebook.

They have picture and videos of the ladies that are not on either Forum, or the main Mustang website. 

Enjoy!

Thumper!   :P

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Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / Sierra
« on: January 19, 2018, 11:10:03 PM »
Sierra:

Wonderful party with Sierra.  I guess that it is true the smarter the lady the higher the level of sexiness.  She gives a delightful time.  I do recommend her.

Thumper;    :P

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Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / Atlantis
« on: November 28, 2017, 11:20:16 PM »
Had a party today with Atlantis.  I am lucky to have survived!  What happened was private and shall stay us.  :-X However, I had to seit in the bar for over an hour to get enough energy to driuve home.  My highest recommendations. ::)

 :P

Thumper;

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Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / Victoria
« on: November 11, 2016, 01:27:50 AM »
Victoria:

It has been a while since Victoria and I have partied.   :o Well she laid a party that almost did me in.  Get a good night sleep and take you vitamns, you'll will need them.

I hightly recommend her.

 :P

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Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / Skylie
« on: October 21, 2016, 10:23:52 PM »
I had a wonderful party with skylie today.  She is a slender lady that is built for speed, dark hair and light eyes.  The party was energetic and playful.  I was so tired  that I sat in the bar for about a hour to get enough energy to drive home.   :P

I highly recommend her.

Thumper;

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Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / Riley
« on: May 05, 2016, 02:50:43 AM »
Interesting party with Riley.  She is a little older than some of the ladies; but young enough to be a little foolish.  Riley is built for comfort and somewhat pliable and very enthusiastic.  I had to sit in bar for about a hour before I had the energy to dive home.  It took me just about a week to recover enough to even start looking at ladies after the party with Riley.

Thumper;  :P   

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Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / JASPER
« on: February 17, 2016, 09:44:15 PM »
I just had the most wonderful party with Jasper.  Check her pictures on the web site she is 200% better looking and she throws one magnificent party.  She is a lovely lady that can work with your budget and I recommend her highly.  Jasper is works the night shift, but is available by appointment during the day.

 Thumper :P

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I have had a couple of really enthusiastic parties with Stefani.  She is a dark haired lady that put her heart and soul into her work.  I recommend her.

 :P

Thumper;

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