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Schedules / Has Wildhorse saloon reopened.
« on: September 17, 2020, 06:47:50 PM »
I heard last night that the bars in Nevada can reopen?  So my question do you have a date were wildhorse can reopen?

Thumper;

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"How's it Hangin" / How does this outdate this work.
« on: August 25, 2020, 07:11:44 PM »
With the Mustang Ranch closed because of the Corvid 19;  How does the outdate thing work with the escorts?

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"How's it Hangin" / RANCH REOPENING?
« on: June 24, 2020, 07:12:22 AM »
Is there any news about when thw ranch will reopen?

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General Discussion / Ranch Reopening?
« on: May 25, 2020, 02:26:31 AM »

Is there any news on when the ranch will be reopening?

  :P

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Lineup / Re: Mustang Ranch May 20th Lineup
« on: May 08, 2020, 07:03:17 AM »
Hi Drew:

Once all of this virus stuff goes away we need to talk.  Real Vanilla is a very strong potent spice and it can easily over power a dish.  Like you I only see people that I like.  So maybe we can have a breakfast some day.

Thumper  :P

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Congratulations!!!
« on: July 21, 2019, 06:28:54 AM »
Congratulations Victoria!  Well desserved!


 :P  Thumper

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Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / Jasper -- Wonderful party.
« on: November 21, 2018, 01:21:20 AM »
Jasper is a slim motivated beautiful lady that gives a high engeritic and enthuiastic party.  What happened in the party is private  :-X ; however, I had to rest in the bar for over a hour to get enought energy up to dive home.

Jasper is fun, easy to talk to and enthusiastic, I highly recommend her.

Thumper  :P

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Way Off Topic / Re: Jasperís Sexy Outfit Of The Day!!
« on: October 04, 2018, 04:14:31 AM »

What no pictures?    :'(

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Picture Poll
« on: September 16, 2018, 07:47:46 AM »
Impressive!   

Thumper;  :P

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I met her at the pool party.  Very pretty and she seemed nice!

Thumper;   :P

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Way Off Topic / Re: What to do in Reno?
« on: August 24, 2018, 02:48:41 AM »
On lake Tahoe there is a lunch or dinner cruse on the lake.  The menu is limited but the food is excellent. 

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Lineup / Re: Mustang Ranch August 19th Lineup
« on: August 22, 2018, 06:04:44 AM »
What hours are Jasper working. 

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Happy Birthday Ayana
« on: August 17, 2018, 05:29:06 AM »
Happy Birthday Ayana!  May next year bring you health, happiness and prosperity.

Thumper  :)

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So when is the party scheduled? 

Larry;

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General Discussion / Texas Chili Cookoff
« on: June 02, 2018, 07:15:32 AM »
Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
Recently I was honoured to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a Chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me that I could have free beer during the tasting. So I accepted.
Here are the scorecards from the event:

CHILI # 1: MIKE'S MANIC MONSTER CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A little to heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.
FRANK: Holy Shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with this stuff. I needed two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst one. Those Texans are crazy.

CHILI # 2: ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavour. Needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave of two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to walkie-talkie in three extra beers when they saw the look on my face.

CHILI # 3: FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili. A bit salty. Good use of red peppers.
FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced.

CHILI # 4: BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
JUDGE ONE: Black Bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods. Not much of a chili.
FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb bitch is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm eating.

CHILI # 5: LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no linger focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly from a pitcher onto it. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Freakin' Rednecks! ! !

CHILI # 6: VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers.
JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions and garlic.
FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!

CHILI # 7: SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum. Tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge # 3.
FRANK: You could put a #)$^@#*&! Grenade in my mouth, pull the #)$^@#*&! pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my X*$(@#^&$ mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit, to match my X*$(@#^&$ shirt. At least the during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the four inch hole in my stomach.

CHILI # 8: HELEN'S MOUNT SAINT CHILI
JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending. This is a nice blend chili, safe for all; not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.
JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good balanced chili, neither mild now hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank.
FRANK: - - - - - Mama?- - - (Editor's Note: Judge # 3 was unable to report).

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