Illegal prostitution is like the Lotto!

[Cherry]

If this isn't the truest thing ever! I like the coupon part hahaha, it's a sad thing to see happen though..... I know this year we had to unwillingly say goodbye to a few house regulars due to their indiscretions.....

[Alexia]

This is so true Rachel. It’s not worth all the trouble and not too mention the effects it can have on you, your family and/or job if you participate in illegal prostitution.

Safe is always better experience all the way around.

[Katalina]

Illegal prostitution is like the Lotto. You can hit it big!

1. You get to see if you are MMA material by fighting pimps and thugs.

2. You get to pay it forward at gunpoint.

3. You can get a free one-way ticket to the afterlife. (Big ticket item!)

4. You can get an STD absolutely free. (No coupon needed)

5. You get to celebrate your free STD with your wife or girlfriend!

6. Early retirement from your job for solicitation of prostitution.

7. No more annoying phone calls from recruiters.

What a deal, right?

I love this lolol better off to just come be with us guys!

[RachelVarga]

Illegal prostitution is like the Lotto. You can hit it big!

1. You get to see if you are MMA material by fighting pimps and thugs.

2. You get to pay it forward at gunpoint.

3. You can get a free one-way ticket to the afterlife. (Big ticket item!)

4. You can get an STD absolutely free. (No coupon needed)

5. You get to celebrate your free STD with your wife or girlfriend!

6. Early retirement from your job for solicitation of prostitution.

7. No more annoying phone calls from recruiters.

What a deal, right?