Topless Car Wash!!!

[RENO911]

Awwwww!!!  You're killin me here.  I've got three dirty, dirty pickups sitting in my driveway. I can only imagine the "things" rubbing up against my windshield!   But I live a thousand miles away!  Not fair!   

[RENO911]

Do you ladies do "outwashes"??!??

[RENO911]

I'm making my first trip out there this coming February or March.  I've now decided that a topless carwash is a must in my "negotiations",  .

[johann]

So, I am eating lunch at work today, and have grabbed a Dove chocolate from the collection of goodies that we have at the receptionists desk for dessert.

Meanwhile I am quietly reading the forums here, connected via my smartphone, and come across this thread.  At about the same moment, I open the chocolate and idly read the "quote" written on the inside of the wrapper.

My co-workers looked at me a bit funny as I almost killed myself laughing when I saw this:



and thought of the obvious double meaning.

[RENO911]

Wow!  Again, you're killin me here.  Now all I can think about are those eyes and a snowy jacuzzi experience!  Forget the damn trucks!