Mustang Ranch

General Category => "How's it Hangin" => Topic started by: RachelVarga on Aug 25, 2020, 07:32 PM

Title: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: RachelVarga on Aug 25, 2020, 07:32 PM
I think I did this before but let's do it again. We need some fun.

You have to use the following to describe any girl?

Candy:
Car:
Alcoholic drink:
Non-Alcoholic drink:
Gem:
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: RachelVarga on Aug 26, 2020, 04:45 AM
Where's Bob when I need him?
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: Navyguy on Aug 27, 2020, 05:50 PM
Quote from: RachelVarga on Aug 27, 2020, 05:37 PM
So disappointed in you guys. :(

Sorry Rachel, havent been to the ranch in a long time that I wouldn't know anything about most of the girls there.

If this was done 4 years ago, i could probably be better at it.
Unless I am confused on the whole thing.
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: RachelVarga on Aug 28, 2020, 05:00 PM
No worries. Not every topic works.
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: Navyguy on Aug 28, 2020, 05:24 PM
I am hoping to make my way out there once this whole covid thing subsides and the Ranch opens back up fully.
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: Lomez on Aug 29, 2020, 07:27 PM
Quote from: RachelVarga on Aug 25, 2020, 07:32 PM
I think I did this before but let's do it again. We need some fun.

You have to use the following to describe any girl?

Candy:
Car:
Alcoholic drink:
Non-Alcoholic drink:
Gem:
Ok, let's do this for Rachel.
Candy: Mounds bar
Car: Escalade, naturally
Alcoholic: Gotta be Amaretto and cream
Nonalcoholic: Cheerwine
Gem: Easy - star sapphire
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: whackymole on Sep 01, 2020, 10:27 PM
Quote from: RachelVarga on Aug 25, 2020, 07:32 PM
I think I did this before but let's do it again. We need some fun.

You have to use the following to describe any girl?

Candy:
Car:
Alcoholic drink:
Non-Alcoholic drink:
Gem:

Okay I'll give this a try with Juicy Lucy.

Candy: Soft, chewy, and tasty, gushers.
Car: A Porsche. Short, but exotic, and sporty, with elegant curves.
Alcoholic drink: Adios Motherfucker, drunk by her and turned into her Juicy Lucy juice.
Non-Alcoholic drink: Water, drunk by her and turned into her Juicy Lucy juice.
Gem: Brown Cat's Eye Gemstone.
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: RachelVarga on Sep 11, 2020, 01:14 AM
Quote from: Lomez on Aug 29, 2020, 07:27 PM
Quote from: RachelVarga on Aug 25, 2020, 07:32 PM
I think I did this before but let's do it again. We need some fun.

You have to use the following to describe any girl?

Candy:
Car:
Alcoholic drink:
Non-Alcoholic drink:
Gem:
Ok, let's do this for Rachel.
Candy: Mounds bar
Car: Escalade, naturally
Alcoholic: Gotta be Amaretto and cream
Nonalcoholic: Cheerwine
Gem: Easy - star sapphire


Almond Joys got nuts, mounts don't. Are you my Almond Joy?
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: Lomez on Sep 13, 2020, 10:54 PM
Quote from: RachelVarga on Sep 11, 2020, 01:14 AM
Quote from: Lomez on Aug 29, 2020, 07:27 PM
Quote from: RachelVarga on Aug 25, 2020, 07:32 PM
I think I did this before but let's do it again. We need some fun.

You have to use the following to describe any girl?

Candy:
Car:
Alcoholic drink:
Non-Alcoholic drink:
Gem:
Ok, let's do this for Rachel.
Candy: Mounds bar
Car: Escalade, naturally
Alcoholic: Gotta be Amaretto and cream
Nonalcoholic: Cheerwine
Gem: Easy - star sapphire


Almond Joys got nuts, mounts don't. Are you my Almond Joy?
Well, you're clearly implying that chocolate should be involved, which would be a plus.
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: 1Bytetoomany on Sep 14, 2020, 05:20 AM
Quote from: Lomez on Sep 13, 2020, 10:54 PM
Quote from: RachelVarga on Sep 11, 2020, 01:14 AM
Quote from: Lomez on Aug 29, 2020, 07:27 PM
Quote from: RachelVarga on Aug 25, 2020, 07:32 PM
I think I did this before but let's do it again. We need some fun.

You have to use the following to describe any girl?

Candy:
Car:
Alcoholic drink:
Non-Alcoholic drink:
Gem:
Ok, let's do this for Rachel.
Candy: Mounds bar
Car: Escalade, naturally
Alcoholic: Gotta be Amaretto and cream
Nonalcoholic: Cheerwine
Gem: Easy - star sapphire


Almond Joys got nuts, mounts don't. Are you my Almond Joy?
Well, you're clearly implying that chocolate should be involved, which would be a plus.
Lomez, I can attest that Rachel loves her Chocolate. We can also see she already has the Mounds. I think she wants you to bring the Almond Joy! Add cream filling. Indescribably delicious! It'll make you both smile!
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: RachelVarga on Sep 17, 2020, 05:37 AM
Thanks 1Byte. I do my best.
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: KC on Sep 29, 2020, 12:41 AM
Candy: Almond Joy
Car: Ferrari
Alcoholic Drink: Ice Wine from Canada
Non-Alcoholic Drink: Lemonade w/Tonic Water
Gem: Blue Sapphire
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: RachelVarga on Sep 30, 2020, 05:59 AM
Quote from: KC on Sep 29, 2020, 12:41 AM
Candy: Almond Joy
Car: Ferrari
Alcoholic Drink: Ice Wine from Canada
Non-Alcoholic Drink: Lemonade w/Tonic Water
Gem: Blue Sapphire


Ferarri? You had me at that word.
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: MrTShirt on Sep 30, 2020, 02:40 PM
Quote from: RachelVarga on Sep 30, 2020, 05:59 AM
Quote from: KC on Sep 29, 2020, 12:41 AM
Candy: Almond Joy
Car: Ferrari
Alcoholic Drink: Ice Wine from Canada
Non-Alcoholic Drink: Lemonade w/Tonic Water
Gem: Blue Sapphire


Ferarri? You had me at that word.

Well, if you can't tour the Mustang, you can tour the car plant.  Here are the rules.  :)

https://api.ferrarinetwork.ferrari.com/v2/network-content/medias/pdf/p7YDu78L-Rules_mod_ing.pdf
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: ChicagoBob on Oct 03, 2020, 12:20 PM
Quote from: RachelVarga on Aug 26, 2020, 04:45 AM
Where's Bob when I need him?

How about...

A beautiful girl,
A dreary day,
A pretty dress,
And a piece of art?

She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running like a watercolor in the rain. 
Title: Re: Sex and Candy Anyone?
Post by: RachelVarga on Nov 02, 2020, 08:47 PM
Quote from: ChicagoBob on Oct 03, 2020, 12:20 PM
Quote from: RachelVarga on Aug 26, 2020, 04:45 AM
Where's Bob when I need him?

How about...

A beautiful girl,
A dreary day,
A pretty dress,
And a piece of art?

She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running like a watercolor in the rain.

Total opposite of what I expected. Lol