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"Off Topic" => Way Off Topic => Topic started by: Prospector Bob on May 27, 2013, 05:17 AM

Title: Romance
Post by: Prospector Bob on May 27, 2013, 05:17 AM
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text message:


If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If  you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!


The husband replied, I am on the toilet. Please advise.
Title: Re: Romance
Post by: Phoenix on May 27, 2013, 10:28 AM
 :o  ;D
Title: Re: Romance
Post by: World Famous Mustang Ranch on May 29, 2013, 12:21 AM
I needed that!!! I laughed my ass off!!!! Thank you!!
Title: Re: Romance
Post by: Prospector Bob on May 29, 2013, 09:31 AM
Quote from: Jennifer on May 29, 2013, 12:21 AM
I needed that!!! I laughed my ass off!!!! Thank you!!

I'm happy to be of assistance... :)

Title: Re: Romance
Post by: Ayana on Jun 20, 2013, 06:37 AM
Funny but sometimes Guys do their best thinking on the "Golden Vessel"  as my father would say-lol