Constructive Critic here. Just a thought. If the Ranch would construct a 2 or 3 stall outhouse behind the ranch, then put in a one and five dollar bill machine. The first dollar will get you 5 minutes to do what you got to do, after 5 minutes the red light warns you time is about up. If you want to stay and choke your chicken, {Babies}, then the door will lock and you have to feed the bill machine five dollars to get out or another 5 minutes to choke yourself to your satisfaction. In otherwords, the {Babies} can cum and go and donate the proceeds to the water bill... Before they go in, the sign on the door could read. "Make sure you have money in your hand, so you may exit the can." JMO.. lol. Stay safe Ladies and Gentlemen....