Dear Tax payer,
April 15, is the the filing deadline for U.S. Federal Income Tax returns for individuals.
You may not be aware, but there is a new important tax that has to be claim for adult males this year.
The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed is The PENIS.
This is due to the fact that:
40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed,
20% of the time it's pissed off,
30% of the time it's hard up,
10% of the time it's in the hole.
On top of all this, it has two dependents, and they're both nuts.
Accordingly, starting January 1, 2019, penises will be taxed according to size !
To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this
information on page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P form.
10 to 12 inches................Luxury Tax...............$100.00
8 to 10 inches..................Pole Tax...................$50.00
6 to 8 inches....................Privilege Tax............$25.00
3.5 to 6 inches.................Nuisance Tax............$5.00
PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 3.5 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION ! ! ! ! ! ! !
***** Males exceeding 12 inches must file the Capital Gains Tax
Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service
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Depending on whenmeasurement is taken I either get a refund or pay the nuisance tax...
Quote from: Jagged on Apr 15, 2019, 12:04 PM
Dear Tax payer,
April 15, is the the filing deadline for U.S. Federal Income Tax returns for individuals.
You may not be aware, but there is a new important tax that has to be claim for adult males this year.
40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed,
20% of the time it's pissed off,
30% of the time it's hard up,
10% of the time it's in the hole.
Someone at the IRS failed math in High School. This means I should be peeing for almost 5 hours per day, and that I'm getting almost 2 and a half hours of sex a day. Either that or life is really cheating me...