You only have a few days left to make sure you get on the naughty list!

[Little_Mel]

While you're out there braving the checkout lines and getting writer's cramp from addressing 1,000 cards, remember to treat yourself this holiday season!

Unwrap your favorite lady,
have a warm drink by our fire,
and get your rocks off until you're singing carols!

And if you're not the type to get into the Christmas spirit, we have tropical suites to help you forget about the cold.

Getting coal in your stocking isn't so bad

[Cobia]

While you're out there braving the checkout lines and getting writer's cramp from addressing 1,000 cards, remember to treat yourself this holiday season!

Unwrap your favorite lady,
have a warm drink by our fire,
and get your rocks off until you're singing carols!

And if you're not the type to get into the Christmas spirit, we have tropical suites to help you forget about the cold.

Getting coal in your stocking isn't so bad

Darn , Mel,  wish I could make it but it ain't in the cards yet.

[Little_Mel]

While you're out there braving the checkout lines and getting writer's cramp from addressing 1,000 cards, remember to treat yourself this holiday season!

Unwrap your favorite lady,
have a warm drink by our fire,
and get your rocks off until you're singing carols!

And if you're not the type to get into the Christmas spirit, we have tropical suites to help you forget about the cold.

Getting coal in your stocking isn't so bad

Darn , Mel,  wish I could make it but it ain't in the cards yet.

Cobia we ALL know you're a bad boy all year long. I think Santa has a separate mining company just to fill your stockings.