I have been going to the gym and doing the treadmill thing, so this morning I was on the treadmill and doing about 3.5 on the speed when a hot young gal comes in and lays down on the weight bench just in front of me. She has on BIG legged shorts and no drawers.....wow . So I can see just about everything. She starts pumping iron and that (thing) is winking at me. I got all out of sink and my feet got tangled up and I went down and the fricken treadmill sends my butt into the wall with a hell of a crash. Several folks come running over to see if I am ok and turn off the treadmill. Nothing hurt but my pride and a red face.
Damn the power of some women.......
I hate to say it but I would have like to seen that.The lady & you going off the tread mill.I'm glad your not hurt that we don't want to see. Like that movie cheet & chong Where he was lifting weights & the other one was spotting. The spotter jumped in & started helping him & than let it go & said come on man your not trying.He's laying on the bench with the weights in his neck fighting to get it up. That movie was a laugh a minute. You see another Lady while on the tread mill you better stop & say I'm going to sit this one out :) ;D ;D You might not be as lucky next time. Did any one tape it maybe it will be on funniest home videos. Glad your alright.
Take Care.
Quote from: Cobia on Jul 18, 2013, 02:35 PM
I have been going to the gym and doing the treadmill thing, so this morning I was on the treadmill and doing about 3.5 on the speed when a hot young gal comes in and lays down on the weight bench just in front of me. She has on BIG legged shorts and no drawers.....wow . So I can see just about everything. She starts pumping iron and that (thing) is winking at me. I got all out of sink and my feet got tangled up and I went down and the fricken treadmill sends my butt into the wall with a hell of a crash. Several folks come running over to see if I am ok and turn off the treadmill. Nothing hurt but my pride and a red face.
Damn the power of some women.......
Was she shaved or have a bush? ;D Did you get her phone number? ;) A surprise like that might be worth the tumble & red face...
Quote from: Prospector Bob on Jul 19, 2013, 08:59 AM
Quote from: Cobia on Jul 18, 2013, 02:35 PM
I have been going to the gym and doing the treadmill thing, so this morning I was on the treadmill and doing about 3.5 on the speed when a hot young gal comes in and lays down on the weight bench just in front of me. She has on BIG legged shorts and no drawers.....wow . So I can see just about everything. She starts pumping iron and that (thing) is winking at me. I got all out of sink and my feet got tangled up and I went down and the fricken treadmill sends my butt into the wall with a hell of a crash. Several folks come running over to see if I am ok and turn off the treadmill. Nothing hurt but my pride and a red face.
Damn the power of some women.......
Was she shaved or have a bush? ;D Did you get her phone number? ;) A surprise like that might be worth the tumble & red face...
Yeah PB she was shaved and I didn't get her phone number....damn it.
I did crash and burn.
i keep tellin' you guys.....this 'trying to be healthy' stuff is dangerous and not good for you
Look at it this way Cobia . You have a funny story you can tell out of it, you got your eye full, You defenately got her attention, & if someone got it on video maybe you will win funniest home video. That would be a lot of money think of the party you could have at the Mustang & you could tell the story that got you there. I would say you should do what she did but it won't work for guys they'll just arrest you. You go in there big shorts & no under wear. Try sitting down pumping iron & your weaner pops out. You will feel the night stick wacking you. Do you have her Image camitid to memory ? Do you think you could draw us all a picture?
Quote from: Just Tom on Jul 21, 2013, 02:52 PM
i keep tellin' you guys.....this 'trying to be healthy' stuff is dangerous and not good for you
yeah, I used to think the same. Matter of fact, still do. Here's to dyin' ugly and smiling!
Quote from: caveman on Jul 21, 2013, 04:46 PM
Look at it this way Cobia . You have a funny story you can tell out of it, you got your eye full, You defenately got her attention, & if someone got it on video maybe you will win funniest home video. That would be a lot of money think of the party you could have at the Mustang & you could tell the story that got you there. I would say you should do what she did but it won't work for guys they'll just arrest you. You go in there big shorts & no under wear. Try sitting down pumping iron & your weaner pops out. You will feel the night stick wacking you. Do you have her Image camitid to memory ? Do you think you could draw us all a picture?
Yeah...... I still got the image in my memory and the road rash on my elbows.
Cobia your a hot mess!!! :) i would love to have seen the hot gal and you on the treadmill!
be safe out there watchin those hot sexy gals roam around the gym...there dangerous :D :)
I'm still waiting for Cobia to draw us a picture Lol. ;D ;D
Take care. Cobia & take a break from the gym.
;D dang cobia i know you have heard of no pain no gain but i dont think this is wut they were talking about ;D
Cobia I've been waiting to see your drawling. I guess that's not going to happen so tell me is this lady any where close to the one that made you go down.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/My2FRPA3Gf8
I know my favorite is hotter.I would like to see her on the wrecking ball. There is a new fanacy. Where to get the wrecking ball Lol!! I'm sure there is one some where in Reno. Check out the spoof videos there funny.
Quote from: caveman on Nov 18, 2013, 11:58 PM
Cobia I've been waiting to see your drawling. I guess that's not going to happen so tell me is this lady any where close to the one that made you go down.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/My2FRPA3Gf8
I know my favorite is hotter.I would like to see her on the wrecking ball. There is a new fanacy. Where to get the wrecking ball Lol!! I'm sure there is one some where in Reno. Check out the spoof videos there funny.
I think my gal was hotter.......don't think for a minute a treadmill can't launch your happy ass into a wall if you get out of sink though.
;D ;D ;D. Ahhhhh ha ha ha chuckles Cobia that's terribly funny...I agree with Tara ???and mabey you should get back here and practice safe sexercise ;)
Quote from: Phoenix on Nov 22, 2013, 01:54 AM
;D ;D ;D. Ahhhhh ha ha ha chuckles Cobia that's terribly funny...I agree with Tara ???and mabey you should get back here and practice safe sexercise ;)
WOW...I missed Tara's post somehow. (old age I reckon) I will always be back as long as I am able.
Mabey you knocked yourself cross eyed for a moment ;D
Cobia , I'm praticing to be a sketch artist. Tell me how close I came to your Gym lady.You might have to change her hair color & eyes. May be put a few bounds on her. http://imageshack.com/a/img208/9929/o3mx.jpg
Quote from: caveman on Nov 22, 2013, 02:29 AM
Cobia , I'm praticing to be a sketch artist. Tell me how close I came to your Gym lady.You might have to change her hair color & eyes. May be put a few bounds on her. http://imageshack.com/a/img208/9929/o3mx.jpg
Caveman I am out in the woods on a hog hunt right now with very little service so it won't load but there is a bad storm coming so I may be home soon and I will check it out....thanks.
Quote from: caveman on Nov 22, 2013, 02:29 AM
Cobia , I'm praticing to be a sketch artist. Tell me how close I came to your Gym lady.You might have to change her hair color & eyes. May be put a few bounds on her. http://imageshack.com/a/img208/9929/o3mx.jpg
I laughed so hard my ribs hurt! Good one caveman! ;D
Cobia, sence I can't draw or spell which Mustang Lady closely resembles your Gym Lady. If you need to you can take different parts of the lady to make your gym lady. Example You can say Jayln's height , Sally's hair color, Amira's eyes, & Phoenix's bottom.
Quote from: caveman on Nov 22, 2013, 11:15 AM
Cobia, sence I can't draw or spell which Mustang Lady closely resembles your Gym Lady. If you need to you can take different parts of the lady to make your gym lady. Example You can say Jayln's height , Sally's hair color, Amira's eyes, & Phoenix's bottom.
Ok I will check it out when I get home and have better service.
Hold on fella's. I don't know about taking body parts to form the perfect mustang lady. That's kinda freaky-lol.
I was saying to make Cobia's gym lady. For him to paint us a picture because we want to see what he saw Lol & not this!http://imageshack.com/a/img208/9929/o3mx.jpg
This is more freaky!!!
Didn't mean any disrespect!
I hope this works this time.
http://imageshack.com/a/img208/9929/o3mx.jpg
Let me add one more thing for got on last two post .
Your all perfect in your own special way! ;)There is only one you , there is only one Phoenix, Amiris, Jaylnn,Sally, Harely, Victoria, & so on
Quote from: caveman on Nov 27, 2013, 05:36 AM
Let me add one more thing for got on last two post .
Your all perfect in your own special way! ;)There is only one you , there is only one Phoenix, Amiris, Jaylnn,Sally, Harely, Victoria, & so on
I love that quote and how did you do that?. You made me smile when I read it thanks caveman!
Well go to the M you see moving & click on that. Than go to font size & click on down arrow & pick the size. Than go to change color do the same as font size. Than just start typing your message .Basically you just need to try the Icons & you can click on preview before posting. It's trial & error. ;D