Help! With a sexy boat name?!

[OasisInTheDesert]

Ladies!  You all have such beautiful names in and of themselves, I'm hoping you can share a little creativity!  This week I have to go register my 1/4-life-crisis, a 38 foot sail boat, and that means assigning her a name!   She's jumpy and hard to control when empty, but well behaved, docile, comforting with a full load.  ; )

Rules - has to be a female name, sexy and or mysterious and or philosophic - could be someone you admire - and a little humor is fun, but it can't be something awkward to call out over the radio if in distress.  (The coast guard won't take it too seriously calling out, "Sailing Vessel Always Wet is going down!"  Seriously - she's at the bottom of the SF Bay. *sad face* )

[Jasper]

The Cumacita'

[Prospector Bob]

Amphitrite...  A sea goddess and wife of Poseidon and queen of the sea. Probably not sexy enough though... 

[Cobia]

Wet Dream.

[Ironman]

Wet Dream.

😄😄 That's  actually pretty good.👍🏻

[Jasper]

Wet Dream.

That's a really good one

[johann]

Straight out of Greek mythology: Aphrodite, the goddess of sex and beauty.  Or her Roman opposite number: Venus.

[LenaStarrXXX]

Wet Dream.

I second this.

Or... I like big boats and I can knot lie? 😬

Ferry Funny?

[OasisInTheDesert]

Thank you all for the ideas!  Although I think the name, Wet Dream is amazing, we were concerned it would violate that, "Will the coast guard take it seriously" quandary.  "Stop messing around on the radio, kid," isn't what you want to hear as you're headed into the drink. 

So I printed out a list of your names off the schedule posted on this forum and we went with The Olivia Lush.  So - you're now a boat!  (Also, hope that's not weird!)

We named the lifeboat The Sea Nymph because, at that point, who cares what the thing is called? 

Cheers!

[Cobia]

Thank you all for the ideas!  Although I think the name, Wet Dream is amazing, we were concerned it would violate that, "Will the coast guard take it seriously" quandary.  "Stop messing around on the radio, kid," isn't what you want to hear as you're headed into the drink. 

So I printed out a list of your names off the schedule posted on this forum and we went with The Olivia Lush.  So - you're now a boat!  (Also, hope that's not weird!)

We named the lifeboat The Sea Nymph because, at that point, who cares what the thing is called? 

Cheers!

There IS a boat named Wet dream.  The CG is ok with it.

[Lancelot Link]

Or... I like big boats and I can knot lie? 😬

LMAO... I think I love you.  LOL
I also tend to reference "I'm on a Boat" by The Lonely Island.   

[LenaStarrXXX]

That's awesome!! It's such an honor to have anything named after you

[ColleenRose]

Trojan Triton

[TheImpsDelight]

Boaty McBoatface, of course. 
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/22/world/europe/boaty-mcboatface-what-you-get-when-you-let-the-internet-decide.html


Ok I'll stop now.

[Prospector Bob]

"LOLLIPOP"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3Duax-U8s

I'll stop now too...