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I want to live my next life backwards

Started by ColleenRose, Jan 30, 2019, 05:12 AM

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ColleenRose

"I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm."-woody allen

NavySteve

I often thought the senior citizen discount is backwards. By the time we reach 60 or 55 for some merchants, most of us, and I use that term loosely, have the means where we really don't need a discount. The discounts should go to college students, young families with small children, military vets and their families (although vets and families can get discounts at a lot of places by showing an ID). Since I retired at 42 years of age, my ID was handy for the next 26 years. Now I look old and no longer need that ID.

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Ironman

Quote from: ColleenRose on Jan 30, 2019, 05:12 AM
"I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm."-woody allen

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ColleenRose

Sounds like a good way to die to me :)

Caleesi

That's hilarious Colleen😂😂😂

Ember

The ending of that is freaking amazing!

ColleenRose


Ember

Y'know, I believe that there is a movie about something like this.