Rodeo Week!

[Just Tom]

The West's Richest Rodeo comes to town later this week, the 100 th annual week of rodeo events and fun.

are the ladies ready for the cowboys, stock promoters, rodeo fans and rodeo clowns to flood into town? not to mention all the others that follow the circuit?

the only drawback is it makes getting a room in town difficult....

[Victoria]

You bet your wrangler @$$ we are!!! 😜.

[Just Tom]

Johnny is a one ball man but he don't give a f***, cuz he's off to the rodeo...

it's 40 below but we don't give a f***, 
we got a heater in the truck, so we're off to the rodeo...

ahh, college drinking songs, but all that drinkin' means i don't always remember all the words 

[Victoria]

Thank goodness for the heater in his truck! It's been chilly these rodeo nights! Those scantly clad buckle bunnies are freezing their ta tas off!!!!😜

[BigBankA7D]

Johnny is a one ball man but he don't give a f***, cuz he's off to the rodeo...

it's 40 below but we don't give a f***, 
we got a heater in the truck, so we're off to the rodeo...

ahh, college drinking songs, but all that drinkin' means i don't always remember all the words 

Here you go Tom https://youtu.be/fmJbuvl1_O4

[Slayer]

https://youtu.be/e_1EoX2sYIo

[Michael j.]

Anybody hear about the new sex position called the rodeo?  The man kneels behind his woman, doggy-style.  Then he leans forward and takes a boob in each hand saying "Wow- these feel as good as your sister's!"  -then tries to hang on for eight seconds.

[Offleash]

Ain't been to the Rodeo

Ain't got no Horse

Got a helluva Ride anyway

At the Mustang Ranch of course!

(Thank you Dennae !)