Joke

[johann]

A woman discovers that her husband is having an affair, and decides to get vengeance.  She hires a private detective, and pays him to find the address of her husband's mistress.  She then finds a mercenary sniper, and sets up a meeting with him.

She books a hotel room half a block from the mistresses apartment, with a view right in the window, and has the sniper meet her there.

"So who is it you need me to shoot?" asks the sniper, as he gets out his silenced rifle.

"I need two shots from you."

"That will be expensive.  I charge $100,000 per bullet, but I never miss."

"That's fine.  I'll pay it."

"Very well.  Who are the targets, and where do you want them shot?"

"The first is my husband's mistress.  I want you to blow that little bitch's head off."

"And the second target?"

"Shoot my husband's dick off.  If he won't enjoy sex with me, he won't enjoy it with anyone."

"Very well.  As agreed, that will be $200,000 when I'm done."

The sniper picks up his rifle, and looks through the telescopic sight for a moment.

"Madam, today is your lucky day.  You just saved $100,000."

"Why is that?"

"I can hit both those targets with one shot."

[Phoenix]