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"Off Topic" => Fun "Board" Games => Topic started by: caveman on Dec 21, 2014, 06:48 AM

Title: New Game
Post by: caveman on Dec 21, 2014, 06:48 AM
You Ladies tell us what you want to do to us the client.
For me I have one rule. Got to look the same leaving as coming in. Other than the smile on my face.  When I say that. I can have marks on my body but I need them to be hidden by my clothes. I don't want a bunch of questions.
Here you are Ladies your opportity  to do what you want. A wish list for you Ladies. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: Phoenix on Dec 27, 2014, 09:24 PM
Can I save some time a just say fucking everything that's negoicable turns me on
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: caveman on Dec 28, 2014, 09:41 AM
I'm surprised that Phoenix is the only Lady to respond to this subject. I'm sure you Ladies have something you would want to try or at least talk about doing. It could be naughty or nice.
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: Maya on Dec 29, 2014, 06:16 AM
Hhhmmm...where to start.


I want to do wax play with him(or her)
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: caveman on Dec 30, 2014, 02:48 AM
I know I need a wax job down below!!! Tell us more!!!! Come on Ladies!!! Don't be shy!
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: Phoenix on Dec 30, 2014, 08:25 PM
I suggest let Maya do it until then use an electric razor it prevents cuts and razor burn
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: caveman on Dec 31, 2014, 03:16 AM
Oh no ! I remember my first time trying to man scape!! :'( :'( :'( If I recall right it was after my second time to the ranch. I got talking to the ladies of Night calls. I entered there dick of the day contest. Nicki Hunter said go to Walmart & get one of those Barber type hair trimmer. I did & like every little boy got excited & didn't follow all Nicki Hunters Advise. In her defents! ( She said put a number 1 guard on ) Well guess what I didn't do. Yes you got it put a guard on. I'm enjoying the vibration & just clearing the forest. Everything was going good until I got to my sack. I even cleared most of that. I went to make one more pass & it grabbed & I yanked it away. I put my finger on the spot emmedatlly. It stung for a minute. I figured maybe it didn't cut it & I took my finger away & out shoot the blood. I figured oh great how em I going to explain this. Go to the hospital & tell them I cut myself shaving. I can hear that now. I don't understand you have a full beard. Say not that head the other head. Luckly it didn't come to that. It stopped bleeding after a few paper towels & I was back in bussness. I would gladly let you Ladies take care of the under carrage. Please Ladies lets hear more. It dosen't have to be naughty but it dose get our hearts racing.
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: firemanjmat on Jan 01, 2015, 04:42 AM
OMG Caveman I know how that is. I forgot the guard 1st time I did it. That is not only thing the electric razor heats up. My nuts looked like Cherries cause they were so red cause the heat. Didn't want a Cock Hawk so I just took pain and finished.  But I will say wax is worse. It is like putting duct tape on yaself and pulling it off. I went to film "7 Deadly Sins" was tricked by Holly Brooks & Sunny Lane to come in. Saying free parties it is on them. Yes it was like 4 different parties for free cause scenes I had. But what I had to go through to do it. I shaved before I went in. Well they had 2 oriental girls there told me lay on massage table. I thought oh wow massage before filming this is awesome. NO they put wax on my legs to show me it would not hurt. It didn't hurt. But then they put on my nuts & butt I was getting turned on. Till they put that paper on and ripped it off. Then I was cussing in I don't know how many languages. Thank god they let me rest for 15 minutes before filming. I don't know how girls can do it. I vote for that NO NO lazer thing on commercials.

But Sexy Smurf if you can promise it is just wax play and not body waxing I will do it.
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: caveman on Jan 01, 2015, 05:45 AM
I've tried the no no. It like burns the hair off.It takes to long. I say wax it off just stay off the nut bag!!! I'd rather it hurt a little & be gone for like a month. Than keep shaving the stuble off Plus it feels good all smooth.
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: Phoenix on Jan 01, 2015, 07:20 PM
Laughs I tried a brazilian wax and how embarrassing there was tiny wax balls on my butt hairs  :-[ :o however was they were removed I was left with a shiny asshole  :) I even posted about giggels
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: caveman on Jan 01, 2015, 09:29 PM
I can handle waxing in like small spots at a time. You put the wax all over my bottom & rip it off all one time that will be ugly. You use like those strip things I have no problems with. It is nicer being smoothed. You don't zip up hair in your pants & it keeps pulling on you. Easier to clean up when you go to bathroom.
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: caveman on Jan 01, 2015, 09:39 PM
Quote from: Maya on Dec 29, 2014, 06:16 AM
Hhhmmm...where to start.


I want to do wax play with him(or her)


Don't stop there. We know Santa Tom did bring you Ladies those crop things for nothing or floggers! :o  You can bring other aspects into like a long walk on a beach or breakfast in bed. Of course we do want to be drooling either way.
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: Maya on Jan 01, 2015, 09:53 PM
Ohh My!!

When I said wax play... I meant candle wax.
.heheheeheee...but now I really want to wax Caveman!!

Fireman...I would enjoy doing wax play with you! Just be ready since I like putting wax ALL over your body!!

Title: Re: New Game
Post by: caveman on Jan 02, 2015, 12:20 AM
Well you can do the candle wax to! Seeing you with one of those wooden spreader things could be a real turn on to! ;D
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: Phoenix on Jan 02, 2015, 09:24 PM
Fuck yeah maya
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: firemanjmat on Jan 03, 2015, 06:56 PM
I am always ready. I am fearless nothing you girls can do can affect me. It just surprises me at times. For I have been beaten by old ladies cause I left their daughters naked while trying to save them. Then hit with flying frying pans and anything a woman can get hands on when they are about to go into labor. And someone trying to choke me doing a river rescue. And of course burned running into fire. But that is normal cause my job.
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: firemanjmat on Jan 04, 2015, 03:09 AM
Oh yeah Caveman you might have to wait for other girls to answer. You know when it comes to Phe Phe & Sexy Smurf they are out to punish us. Long walk on beach would end up with us being buried in sand. When they say cuddle. That is like chaining us to bed so we don't get away or think about reversing roles to punish them.
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: Phoenix on Jan 04, 2015, 03:19 AM
Oohhhh hope you realize wut your getting yourself into challanging me and Maya :o FMJmat and cavèman... I think Cavèman might have a pretty good idea and I'm shure he's up for it...giggels
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: firemanjmat on Jan 04, 2015, 05:58 PM
LOL this is not my first rodeo. I am always up for the challenge. I don't know sexy smurf like I do you or Montana. But I have a pretty good idea.
Now just to add fuel to the fire. Keep my rivalry going and teasing sexy smurf. HA HA even 1 of my dogs Weenie knows how to party
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Title: Re: New Game
Post by: Phoenix on Jan 04, 2015, 06:43 PM
I'm callin you out bring it and get up here seeing is believing  ;)
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: Just Tom on Jan 05, 2015, 12:03 AM
i have always wanted to try out the back seat of the limo, or even the little hummer, but that's gotta be an outdate i am sure
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: caveman on Jan 05, 2015, 12:51 AM
Maybe not. What if it's parked inside the fence by the pool on either side? Would they consider it a suite?
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: firemanjmat on Jan 05, 2015, 05:00 PM
Yes Limo's are fun. Especially for 2 girl outdates. Cause you can trick 1 of them. Your up in sun roof with 1 of them and you make it where there is nice view. That way other girl wants to get up and look. So you come down for her to look. And you just enjoy her view. If you are fast enough you can close sun roof on her and get her stuck. For then it is fair game.

There is also another thing. I will have to get number to them. But you can take girls in a helicopter. That is a lot of fun. If girl is not scared of heights or flying.   
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: caveman on Jan 07, 2015, 03:37 AM
Quote from: Just Tom on Jan 05, 2015, 12:03 AM
i have always wanted to try out the back seat of the limo, or even the little hummer, but that's gotta be an outdate i am sure
The reason I said about having car by pool in fenced in area is because I have a fanacy about that. I rent a SUV like mine. I would want Phoenix but there maybe room for others. Need  some Props couple of cheep dress or clothes something don't mined seeing ruin. Few pair of panty hose or rope maybe both. Let the games begin. I would show up in my rented SUV. Phoenix or someone there would park it inside the fence. All just in case your wondering I would plan on taking the extra insurance on it. I would take Phoenix by the hand walk her to the passenger door & open it & help her in. Than go to the drivers door & climb in . Reach over from driver seat & take her Hand. Start talking to her & just exchange chit chat. MAY be listen to the radio. one more detail I want it to be day time. Than start leaning over the console & start hugging & kissing. Things are starting to heat up . I gentle pull her up on the console & gear shift to get her closer. Depending on what she is wearing. I reach up under or down in to play with her kitty. Now it is time for us to rip one anothers clothes off. We're just grabbing at one another like to wild animals. I pull her onto me. She starts riding. We both deside there is not enough room in the front so we try the back seats. We don't like that so we fold the seats down. We take turns going at one another. I take the panty hose & tie her ankles to over head handles. I begin to eat her out. After she says my turn so I cut her lose & she ties me up there. We go to the back & lift the lift gate. We do it in many positions bent over, on our backs, legs in the air , & so on & so on. Than we start doing it on the out side of the car. Covering every square inch of the car. Even the hood & roof. Than I ask if she thinks she can fit haft way throw or just her legs. I open the sunroof & have her sit on the roof with her kitty leaning in. I finger & tongue her along with her playing with herself. Phoenix squirts all over me. Than she says your turn & I sit where she is. Once we did it every way we could in & out side of the car. We go get a little cleaned up & dressed again. We quicky wipe down the car. Than we do a out date to the drive in movie I heard mention in some ones post. I think it was Phoenix's.  We come back & it's night time & we continue everything we did during the daytime now at night. Phoenix asks Maya if she would like to join us. She invites Riley for some play time & victoria. I'm sure glad I bought the extra insurance!
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: Phoenix on Jan 18, 2015, 10:14 AM
Fuck yeah Caveman I'm ready when you are March right ? :)
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: Abdfl59 on Oct 31, 2015, 02:13 AM
Forget take her by the hand, take her by the tit
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: caveman on Oct 31, 2015, 04:34 AM
Quote from: Abdfl59 on Oct 31, 2015, 02:13 AM
Forget take her by the hand, take her by the tit
I'm all for spontaneous  & going at it like to wild animals. I'm going to say it is safe to say there is nothing I wouldn't do with Phoenix!!!!! Key word with. I say that because I want her to enjoy herself to!!!! I'm not there just to blow my load! I want Companionship!!! If I just wanted to blow my load I can do that at home. I want to talk, hold hands,cuddle, go out to eat,Have hot nasty sex, & be partners in crime. I don't want the scene from American graffiti. Where she says you know you want it & he says not like that. I want romance to. Yeah there is a thing called foreplay to! Getting warmed up for a hot steamy climax!
Title: Re: New Game
Post by: Phoenix on Oct 31, 2015, 05:34 PM
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