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"Off Topic" => Way Off Topic => Topic started by: Michael on Feb 03, 2018, 12:12 AM

Title: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Michael on Feb 03, 2018, 12:12 AM
Did you hear about the woman with herpes on her eyebrows?  She was looking for love in all the wrong places.
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Katalina on Jun 21, 2018, 01:31 PM
Quote from: Michael on Feb 03, 2018, 12:12 AM
Did you hear about the woman with herpes on her eyebrows?  She was looking for love in all the wrong places.
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SEND MORE JOKES LOL
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Michael on Jul 01, 2018, 03:19 AM
Quote from: Katalina on Jun 21, 2018, 01:31 PM
Quote from: Michael on Feb 03, 2018, 12:12 AM
Did you hear about the woman with herpes on her eyebrows?  She was looking for love in all the wrong places.
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SEND MORE JOKES LOL

Here's one for you, sexy lady.  What do you call a martian with 3 balls?  E.T. the Extra Testicle!
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Michael j. on Jul 01, 2018, 05:42 AM
I can beat that:  What do you call a room full of women, half of whom are on the rag and the rest have a yeast infection?  A whine and cheese party.
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Victoria on Jul 02, 2018, 03:49 PM
Quote from: Michael j. on Jul 01, 2018, 05:42 AM
I can beat that:  What do you call a room full of women, half of whom are on the rag and the rest have a yeast infection?  a whine and cheese party.

That's just disturbing....
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Jasper on Jul 02, 2018, 05:56 PM
So disturbing!!!!
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Zylar on Jul 02, 2018, 07:40 PM
Terrifying  :o
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: SixT9er on Jul 02, 2018, 10:49 PM
Disgusting but we were warned...
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: ColleenRose on Nov 01, 2018, 03:23 PM
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?

Beat it. We're  closed.
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Prospector Bob on Nov 02, 2018, 07:34 AM
Quote from: ColleenRose on Nov 01, 2018, 03:23 PM
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?

Beat it. We're  closed.

Reminds me of a local butcher shop that had a sign out front that said, "You Can't Beat Our Meat."

Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: ColleenRose on Nov 03, 2018, 12:50 AM
Saw a tshirt in marthas vineyard that said "im not a gynecologist but ill take a look"
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Serena on Nov 25, 2018, 04:16 AM
Hahaha...that's cute. I heard one today. A gay friend of mine posted that he gives the best blow jobs when he's depressed because he wants to choke to death! Hahaha! Kinda funny huh?!
;D :D
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Michael j. on Nov 25, 2018, 05:21 AM
Quote from: Prospector Bob on Nov 02, 2018, 07:34 AM
Quote from: ColleenRose on Nov 01, 2018, 03:23 PM
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?

Beat it. We're  closed.

Reminds me of a local butcher shop that had a sign out front that said, "You Can't Beat Our Meat."
Actually, that is the slogan of the Culver City Meat Company, located in Culver City Ca.
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Prospector Bob on Nov 25, 2018, 10:25 AM
Quote from: Michael j. on Nov 25, 2018, 05:21 AM
Quote from: Prospector Bob on Nov 02, 2018, 07:34 AM
Quote from: ColleenRose on Nov 01, 2018, 03:23 PM
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?

Beat it. We're  closed.

Reminds me of a local butcher shop that had a sign out front that said, "You Can't Beat Our Meat."
Actually, that is the slogan of the Culver City Meat Company, located in Culver City Ca.

Google the slogan. There are lots of meat markets/restaurants that use the same slogan...

Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Ember on Nov 27, 2018, 11:38 AM
Quote from: ColleenRose on Nov 03, 2018, 12:50 AM
Saw a tshirt in marthas vineyard that said "im not a gynecologist but ill take a look"

That's pretty freaking funny!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: NavySteve on Nov 27, 2018, 12:15 PM
Sometime during my naval career, I heard the following: The definition of a shipmate (someone closer than a brother) is one who goes on liberty and gets two blow jobs and comes back to the ship and gives you one.
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Madison on Dec 03, 2018, 12:51 PM
Quote from: NavySteve on Nov 27, 2018, 12:15 PM
Sometime during my naval career, I heard the following: The definition of a shipmate (someone closer than a brother) is one who goes on liberty and gets two blow jobs and comes back to the ship and gives you one.

OMG I have heard this one before! Ahhhhhhh!! :o
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Anika on Dec 21, 2018, 08:58 PM
Oooh, that's super gross!
Title: Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
Post by: Michael on Dec 22, 2018, 12:08 AM
Name 2 famous people shot in a theater?

Abraham Lincoln and whoever sat in front of Pee Wee Herman!