Did you hear about the woman with herpes on her eyebrows? She was looking for love in all the wrong places.
Quote from: Michael on Feb 03, 2018, 12:12 AM
Did you hear about the woman with herpes on her eyebrows? She was looking for love in all the wrong places.
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Quote from: Michael on Feb 03, 2018, 12:12 AM
Did you hear about the woman with herpes on her eyebrows? She was looking for love in all the wrong places.
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Here's one for you, sexy lady. What do you call a martian with 3 balls? E.T. the Extra Testicle!
I can beat that: What do you call a room full of women, half of whom are on the rag and the rest have a yeast infection? A whine and cheese party.
Quote from: Michael j. on Jul 01, 2018, 05:42 AM
I can beat that: What do you call a room full of women, half of whom are on the rag and the rest have a yeast infection? a whine and cheese party.
That's just disturbing....
So disturbing!!!!
Terrifying :o
Disgusting but we were warned...
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?
Beat it. We're closed.
Quote from: ColleenRose on Nov 01, 2018, 03:23 PM
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?
Beat it. We're closed.
Reminds me of a local butcher shop that had a sign out front that said, "You Can't Beat Our Meat."
Saw a tshirt in marthas vineyard that said "im not a gynecologist but ill take a look"
Hahaha...that's cute. I heard one today. A gay friend of mine posted that he gives the best blow jobs when he's depressed because he wants to choke to death! Hahaha! Kinda funny huh?!
;D :D
Quote from: Prospector Bob on Nov 02, 2018, 07:34 AM
Quote from: ColleenRose on Nov 01, 2018, 03:23 PM
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?
Beat it. We're closed.
Reminds me of a local butcher shop that had a sign out front that said, "You Can't Beat Our Meat."
Actually, that is the slogan of the Culver City Meat Company, located in Culver City Ca.
Quote from: Michael j. on Nov 25, 2018, 05:21 AM
Quote from: Prospector Bob on Nov 02, 2018, 07:34 AM
Quote from: ColleenRose on Nov 01, 2018, 03:23 PM
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?
Beat it. We're closed.
Reminds me of a local butcher shop that had a sign out front that said, "You Can't Beat Our Meat."
Actually, that is the slogan of the Culver City Meat Company, located in Culver City Ca.
Google the slogan. There are lots of meat markets/restaurants that use the same slogan...
Quote from: ColleenRose on Nov 03, 2018, 12:50 AM
Saw a tshirt in marthas vineyard that said "im not a gynecologist but ill take a look"
That's pretty freaking funny! ;D ;D ;D
Sometime during my naval career, I heard the following: The definition of a shipmate (someone closer than a brother) is one who goes on liberty and gets two blow jobs and comes back to the ship and gives you one.
Quote from: NavySteve on Nov 27, 2018, 12:15 PM
Sometime during my naval career, I heard the following: The definition of a shipmate (someone closer than a brother) is one who goes on liberty and gets two blow jobs and comes back to the ship and gives you one.
OMG I have heard this one before! Ahhhhhhh!! :o
Oooh, that's super gross!
Name 2 famous people shot in a theater?
Abraham Lincoln and whoever sat in front of Pee Wee Herman!