Did you hear about the dude with 5 dicks?His pants fit like a glove
I bet that smarts if he gets it hung on something.
;D
I heard one on radio that was good. This truck drive picks up this guy hitch hicking. He dosen't get 5 miles down the road he pulls a gun on him. He steels the truck drivers money, clothes, & truck . He takes the truck driver into the woods ties his hands to his ankles. It takes the truck driver a hour to get back out to the road. The driver for carolina freight sees him & asked Harry what happen. He tells him your not going to believe it I was robed. He took my money, My clothes, & my truck . The guy from carolina freight says Harry this just isn't your day as he is climbing down out of his rig & unzipping his pants.
Both are these are really funny and to Hard to resist :)