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General Category => "How's it Hangin" => Topic started by: Dixie on Nov 23, 2013, 04:03 AM

Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: Dixie on Nov 23, 2013, 04:03 AM
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Nov 23, 2013, 03:44 PM
"'Sex' is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the others!" ~ Marquis de Sade
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Post by: caveman on Nov 23, 2013, 04:03 PM
Well put!!
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Post by: Victoria on Nov 23, 2013, 04:33 PM
Sex is a natural human instinct and need. It's also great for warmth on a cold winter day!
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Post by: caveman on Nov 23, 2013, 08:03 PM
That's even better.
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Post by: Dixie on Nov 24, 2013, 05:30 AM
Women are systematically degraded by receiving the trivial attentions which men think it manly to pay to the sex, when, in fact, men are insultingly supporting their own superiority. 
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Nov 24, 2013, 12:47 PM
"There is no remedy for love but to love more!" ~ Henry David Thoreau
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Post by: caveman on Nov 24, 2013, 04:31 PM
Yeah I'm up for that love more part!!!
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Post by: Just Tom on Nov 24, 2013, 05:43 PM
'sex and golf are the only two things you don't have to be good at to enjoy'
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Nov 25, 2013, 10:17 PM
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer!" ~ Jay Leno
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Post by: ChicagoBob on Nov 26, 2013, 02:52 PM
Quote from: Dixie on Nov 23, 2013, 04:03 AM
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Dixie Chick!   Here's another one from Marilyn Monroe...   "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."   
Title: Re: Sex Quotes
Post by: Phoenix on Nov 28, 2013, 08:42 PM
Cheers to pussy and gun powder...got to luv the smell of both and enjoy the explosion :o ;D
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Nov 29, 2013, 12:38 AM
"There's no shortage of pussy, it's just the delivery system that's messed up!" ~ Dr. Roy V. Schenk
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Post by: caveman on Nov 29, 2013, 10:09 AM
The Delivery System I prefer is head on!!! ;)
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 04, 2013, 01:20 AM
"Lust is to the other passions what the nervous fluid is to life; it supports them all, lends strength to them all. Ambition, cruelty, avarice, revenge, are all founded on lust!" ~ Marquis de Sade
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Post by: johann on Dec 05, 2013, 03:52 AM
Having good sex is just like riding a motorcycle fast or shooting a gun.

To excel at any of these activities, you need incredibly good control.
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Post by: caveman on Dec 05, 2013, 03:31 PM
That leaves me out. I keep going off half cocked. I keep looking cock eyed, & my aim is really off. I shoot it on her foot ,leg, hand, caught her hair, & some times the floor. The dam thing just gets away from me. :o
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Post by: Dixie on Dec 05, 2013, 06:12 PM
I so horny...........  Come  come come
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Post by: Phoenix on Dec 07, 2013, 11:04 PM
  ;D  ;D  ;D my ex husband said dang girl I wish you looked at me the way you looked at food and II said if you made me feel as good as food does I would  :o  ;D I think that was the beiginng of the end for us  ;D   and the beginning of me enjoying my food the way I want...hint hint  ;) ever seen the episode of sex in the city were Samantha had sushi on her body...oh and that reminds me Caveman remember the boston cream pies I threw on your body then wrestled with you while we were both necked  ;D that was one sexy mess...we even had to cover the entire room with pastic wrap so we did get it in the carpet ect... ;D
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 08, 2013, 12:28 AM
"Cunnilingus is next to Godliness!" ~ Kali Nichta
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Post by: Dixie on Dec 08, 2013, 10:34 AM
Amazing  phoenixxxxxxxxx  I loved it
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Post by: caveman on Dec 08, 2013, 11:34 AM
Remember there's noway I'm going to forget That!!! ;) ;) That was hot & sexy !!! :-* :-* I loved seeing you all excited & licking the pie off you! ;D ;D If any one has any question if Phoenix is excited look at her Nipples. Just saying. ;) ;) I want to do that again but on a bigger scale. Thank You you beautiful sexy lady! ;) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* Your one Tasty Lady!!! ;) ;)
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 08, 2013, 03:48 PM
He makes love to me expertly, mechanically and frigidly... he's pressing all my erogenous buttons systematically without emotion, as if I were a computer keyboard!
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 09, 2013, 05:07 PM
"A man without a woman is like a fish without water!" ~ Jennifer Kesler
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Post by: caveman on Dec 09, 2013, 11:49 PM
that's me :'(
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Post by: Phoenix on Dec 10, 2013, 01:12 AM
you have a woman you just gotta come see me at the ranch my captain caveman and speaking of water does squirting count  ???  ;D
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Post by: bucky badger on Dec 10, 2013, 05:24 AM
sex is hereditary-if your parents never had it odds are you won't either!
oh, and phe, here's one for you-
please punctuate this statement to make it true: woman without her man is nothing
GO BUCKY!
GO PACK!
GO AWAY BELOW 0 TEMPS!
Title: Re: Sex Quotes
Post by: Phoenix on Dec 10, 2013, 09:08 AM
 ??? you mean a man without his woman is nothing....
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Post by: tobyg3 on Dec 11, 2013, 05:31 AM
My apologies for buttin' in. Just wanna take a stab at this (I like puzzles and teasers) -

Woman. Without her, man is nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, finger got stuck, as usual.
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 11, 2013, 06:16 AM
"Variety, multiplicity are the two most powerful vehicles of lust!" ~ Marquis de Sade
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 13, 2013, 03:07 AM
"Women... thou art to me a delicious torment!" ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Title: Re: Sex Quotes
Post by: bucky badger on Dec 13, 2013, 04:10 AM
http://www.cracked.com/article_20734_5-myths-about-prostitutes-i-believed-until-i-was-one.html/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign

this is a link to  a story about brothels from an insider. tell us what you think!
and the answer is:
male- A woman without her man, is nothing.
female- A woman, without her, man is nothing!

somebody come up to milwaukee and keep me warm!
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 13, 2013, 05:18 PM
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise! ~ Robert A. Heinlein

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex! ~ Aldous Huxley
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 15, 2013, 02:49 PM
"Sex without love or romance is merely healthy exercise!" ~ Robert A. Heinlein
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Post by: Milana on Dec 15, 2013, 05:24 PM
Hey girl just wanted to say thx I cooked exactly what u wrote on that paper and it came out great lol
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 16, 2013, 07:48 PM
"Sex-appeal is the keynote of our whole civilization." ~ Henri Bergson
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 18, 2013, 04:27 PM
"The greatest pleasure of life is love!" ~ Euripides
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 22, 2013, 07:27 AM
Sometimes lovers find themselves making love to their own deception, since that love may not be bestowed upon the right sex partner! ~ unknown     
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Post by: Prospector Bob on Dec 22, 2013, 08:56 AM
I wanna die like a rat. Shook to death by a pussy! ~ Prospector Bob  ;D

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Post by: caveman on Dec 22, 2013, 10:42 AM
Sigh me up for that one! ;D you know the one I want & the place! ;D
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 24, 2013, 02:29 PM
"Love isn't an emotion or an instinct... it's an art!" ~ Mae West
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 24, 2013, 03:02 PM
"Take away love and our earth is a tomb!" ~ Robert Browning
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 27, 2013, 03:01 AM
Love is the only gold! ~ Alfred Lord Tennyson
Title: Re: Sex Quotes
Post by: Dixie on Dec 27, 2013, 05:17 PM
Thank you firefighter for writing when I was gone ...........keep it going
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Dec 29, 2013, 06:35 AM
"Unable are the loved to die. For love is immortality!" ~ Emily Dickinson
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Post by: caveman on Dec 29, 2013, 11:46 AM
I want to meet this Emily Dickinson. She sounds like she knows what she's talking about. ;D ;D
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Post by: Prospector Bob on Dec 30, 2013, 05:20 AM
Quote from: caveman on Dec 29, 2013, 11:46 AM
I want to meet this Emily Dickinson. She sounds like she knows what she's talking about. ;D ;D

Emily Dickinson died May 15, 1886. A couple of favorite Emily Dickinson Quotes:

"The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience."

"Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell."
Title: Re: Sex Quotes
Post by: caveman on Dec 30, 2013, 04:09 PM
I guess She wasn't loved enough than. Dam! :o :o
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Post by: coralin on Jan 01, 2014, 02:26 AM
"Why bust a nut to a video when you can experience the real thing." - Anonymous

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Post by: caveman on Jan 01, 2014, 05:41 AM
It's always better to have the real thing! especial because when your alone you got to picture what the lady would say. Like all yea just like that baby or a little more to the left. ;D ;D More teeth please!! :o :o
Title: Love Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jan 06, 2014, 07:41 AM
We can't command our love, but we can our actions. ~ Arthur Conan Doyle

A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. ~ Saint Basil 

Who is wise in love, love most, say least. ~ Alfred Lord Tennyson
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jan 11, 2014, 08:02 PM
The perks of sex extend well beyond the bedroom. Sex helps keep your immune system humming, boosts your libido, improves women's bladder control, lowers blood pressure, counts as exercise, lowers heart attack risk, lessens pain, may make prostate cancer less likely, improves sleep and eases stress. ~ Web MD
http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/guide/sex-and-health 
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Post by: Victoria on Jan 17, 2014, 08:33 PM
While I am not a fan of Web MD, you do speak the truth! And an orgasm can also help with migraines!  :o
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jan 27, 2014, 03:17 AM
"I enjoyed sex and indulged in it when I fancied the men!" ~ Christine Keeler
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jan 27, 2014, 04:21 AM
"The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex!" ~ Hugh Hefner
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Post by: Phoenix on Jan 29, 2014, 08:22 AM
Gotta luv Hughe :-*
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Post by: Dixie on Jan 30, 2014, 01:02 PM
-My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met and got marry


-A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days that love
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Feb 01, 2014, 03:48 PM
Cunnilingus is like gently licking the dressing off a salad without biting the lettuce. Even if you're a master swordsman, your penis can't compete with your tongue in terms of creating clitoral stimulation. Why? The overwhelming erogenous sensation cunnilingus provides is unbelievably climactic. ~ Zorro
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jul 01, 2016, 03:04 AM
"Sex without love or romance is merely healthy exercise!" ~ Robert A. Heinlein   
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jul 01, 2016, 03:05 AM
Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive! ~ Dalai Lama
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jul 01, 2016, 03:07 AM
"Cunnilingus is next to Godliness!" ~ Kali Nichta
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jul 01, 2016, 03:08 AM
"I don't make love, I fuck... hard!" ~ E. (Erika) L. James
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jul 01, 2016, 03:10 AM
"'Sex' is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the others!" ~ Marquis de Sade
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jul 01, 2016, 03:11 AM
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married!" ~ Matt Barry
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Post by: firefighter on Jul 01, 2016, 03:12 AM
"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away." ~ Mae West
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Post by: firefighter on Jul 01, 2016, 03:13 AM
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." ~ Steve Martin
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Post by: firefighter on Jul 01, 2016, 03:16 AM
"No sex is better than bad sex." ~ Germaine Greer
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Post by: firefighter on Jul 01, 2016, 03:17 AM
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?" ~ Bette Midler
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Post by: firefighter on Jul 01, 2016, 03:19 AM
"Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful!" ~ John Wayne
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Post by: firefighter on Jul 01, 2016, 03:20 AM
"Sex is emotion in motion!" ~ Mae West
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Post by: firefighter on Jul 01, 2016, 03:22 AM
"Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got!" ~ Sophia Loren
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Post by: firefighter on Jul 05, 2016, 04:13 PM
"I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce!" ~ J. Edgar Hoover
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jul 05, 2016, 04:21 PM
"I respect you," he murmured, "and your views. I think of you as an equal. I admire your brains, and all those big words you like to use. But I also want to rip your clothes off and fuck you until you scream and cry OMG!" ~ Jack Travis (Smooth Talking Stranger)
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jul 05, 2016, 04:30 PM
"I enjoyed sex and indulged in it when I fancied the men!" ~ Christine Keeler
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jul 05, 2016, 04:30 PM
"The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex!" ~ Hugh Hefner
Title: Sex Quotes
Post by: firefighter on Jul 05, 2016, 04:34 PM
"Take away love and our earth is a tomb!" ~ Robert Browning
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Post by: firefighter on Jul 05, 2016, 04:49 PM
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie." ~ William Shakespeare
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Post by: firefighter on Jul 05, 2016, 04:49 PM
"The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral!" ~ Aristippus
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Post by: firefighter on Jul 05, 2016, 04:52 PM
"It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be!" ~ Brigitte Bardot
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Post by: firefighter on Jul 05, 2016, 04:55 PM
"Hedonism is the doctrine that sexual pleasure is the highest good!" ~ Author Unknown
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Post by: firefighter on Jul 05, 2016, 04:56 PM
"Fuck me," I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness!" ~ Emme Rollins