Joke

[Grimy]

Misch wanted to have sex with Betsy the hottest chick in the office but she had a b/f one day he offered her 100 bucks Betsy refused I'll be real fast Misch promised I'll throw the money on the floor you bend down and I'll finish by the time you pick it up.After thinking a bit she called her b/f to ask him with his smart advice ask him for 200 bucks and pick up the money really fast He won't even be able to get his pants down then give me a call.Betsy accepted the propsal but a half and hour later went by and her b/f was still waiting for her call.He finally called her cell phone What the hell hapened?He Yelled!Betsy anwsered out of breath The motherfucker  had nothing but quarters!!

[caveman]

I like that . That image in my head is still making me laugh. What else you got?