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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2017, 03:34:00 AM »
Thanks for the good laugh Jagged! Made my night 😁

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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2017, 01:51:06 AM »
LLLOLLL!! I agree Katalina, this post is actually, very, very funny!! :D

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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2017, 07:32:41 PM »
Dear Tax payer,

Normally April 15, is the the filing deadline for U.S. Federal Income Tax returns for individuals. 
However this year, The IRS income tax deadline is being pushed back to April 18, 2017, due to April 15 being on a Saturday and
the Washington D.C. Emancipation Day holiday being observed on April 17 instead of April 16, 2017,
The Tax Day deadline is on the following Tuesday, April 18, 2017.

You may not be aware, but there is a new important tax that has to be claim for adult males this year.
 
The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed is The PENIS.
This is due to the fact that:
    40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed,
    20% of the time it's pissed off,
    30% of the time it's hard up,
    10% of the time it's in the hole.

On top of all this, it has two dependents, and they're both nuts.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 2017, penises will be taxed according to size !

To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this
information on page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P form.

   10 to 12 inches................Luxury Tax...............$50.00

   8 to 10 inches..................Pole Tax...................$30

   6 to 8 inches....................Privilege Tax............$15.

   3.5 to 6 inches.................Nuisance Tax............$5.00


PLEASE NOTE:   Anyone under 3.5 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION ! ! ! ! ! ! !

***** Males exceeding 12 inches must file the Capital Gains Tax

Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service


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Omgggg I just stumbled into this post and it's hilarious! LOL
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Re: The Penis Income Tax Joke
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2017, 09:28:29 AM »
 I may not need an extension, but that Capital Gains Tax is going to leave me a little short. :'(
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Re: The Penis Income Tax Joke
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2017, 01:45:09 AM »
I will have to amend my return because TurboTax failed to tell me I had an additional refund coming!

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The Penis Income Tax Joke
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2017, 06:36:49 PM »
Dear Tax payer,

Normally April 15, is the the filing deadline for U.S. Federal Income Tax returns for individuals. 
However this year, The IRS income tax deadline is being pushed back to April 18, 2017, due to April 15 being on a Saturday and
the Washington D.C. Emancipation Day holiday being observed on April 17 instead of April 16, 2017,
The Tax Day deadline is on the following Tuesday, April 18, 2017.

You may not be aware, but there is a new important tax that has to be claim for adult males this year.
 
The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed is The PENIS.
This is due to the fact that:
    40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed,
    20% of the time it's pissed off,
    30% of the time it's hard up,
    10% of the time it's in the hole.

On top of all this, it has two dependents, and they're both nuts.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 2017, penises will be taxed according to size !

To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this
information on page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P form.

   10 to 12 inches................Luxury Tax...............$50.00

   8 to 10 inches..................Pole Tax...................$30

   6 to 8 inches....................Privilege Tax............$15.

   3.5 to 6 inches.................Nuisance Tax............$5.00


PLEASE NOTE:   Anyone under 3.5 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION ! ! ! ! ! ! !

***** Males exceeding 12 inches must file the Capital Gains Tax

Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service


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