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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2018, 01:59:39 AM »
Santa Tom! It was a pleasure to meet you at the new years party! You are so generous and sweet! All of us are so greatful for our gifts💓💓💓

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« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2018, 09:36:05 PM »
Thank you Tom! I just returned to the Ranch and Tara handed me my gift as soon as I got here :) You're the sweetest! <3 <3 <3 Hope you had an awesome holiday!

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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2017, 12:54:42 AM »
Hey!!! Can't wait to see what you put under the tree this year!!!

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« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2017, 05:14:56 PM »
Santa baby..a 54 convertible too..light blue..😍😍😍😍😜😜
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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2017, 03:51:59 AM »
Be sure to jingle everyone's bells, Santa Tom!  :P

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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2017, 06:32:56 AM »
You're here too much to be santa 😂😂

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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2017, 02:30:40 AM »
Hehe awww Santa Tom can I be your Ms. Claus 😘💋

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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2017, 01:05:34 AM »
who ever thought handling a 28 burro team was going to be easy was misinformed... ole Silver the sleigh has to go to the body shop over the holidays; with all them dad blamed, independent thinking, burros out front, the sleigh didn't make it all the way through an intersection the other night  >:(

but never fear, Enterprise will come to the rescue.....

and as i have gotten very few hints, wishes or specific desires since i started to ask in August... i went down and bought a 100 pound sack of charcoal chunks and a bunch of old socks, now i just have to start wrapping presents...
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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2017, 12:57:38 AM »
Can I have Santa Tom for Christmas?

you don't want Santa tom, babe, he's smelly and past his expiration date... but i do look forward to seeing you....
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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2017, 12:56:00 AM »
I will be making my list this week and I will let you know Santa Tom 💋😘

 Santa tom saw that list and he's working on it, it may not be much but he will get you something sweets. hope you are around late next week, it's the first chance he's had to escape reality.....
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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2017, 11:03:49 PM »
Can I have Santa Tom for Christmas?

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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2017, 08:37:52 AM »
I will be making my list this week and I will let you know Santa Tom 💋😘

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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2017, 03:34:29 AM »
so let's see, so far i have something for Lydia, something for Whitney, working on Joe and Jordan's wishes, a good hint from Papa Dave, and another good hint from Rachael, but the rest of the list is still pretty blank, and i haven't had the time to do research in person this year on favorite colors or desires, other than LOTS of Arnica cream for those pole bruises...


 so gimme some hints, and remember i aint the only one who reads this, some other guy might come in with your favorite goodie ...
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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2017, 03:24:32 AM »
Santa Tom! Iíve missed you. Where have you bee? Hopefully Iíll get to sit on Santa Tomís lap before Christmas and he can tell me if Iíve been good or naughty 😈😈😈😍😍😍

honey, you are always good, at being naughty.... so what do you want from santa tom's bag?
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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2017, 02:18:36 AM »
and he knows he has to start early.... next week we start training the burros that replaced the reindeer, so if you ladies have any thing you want Santa Tom to try and get, you better chime in

For a newbie to Mustang...wth are you talking about? LOL

you are too young to remember the Great Elf Strike of '15, and the meltdown of the trusted team of 8 reindeer that hauled Santa Tom around; short form is I had to switch to burros to deliver goodies to all the good folks at exit 28...

 the starting to make his list of goodies and gifts for those folks early, like in August, is because the sometimes long periods between asking the ladies what they want on the forum, and actually getting a response....

the ladies have come back to the forum, but how long will they stay?
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« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2017, 10:09:09 AM »
and he knows he has to start early.... next week we start training the burros that replaced the reindeer, so if you ladies have any thing you want Santa Tom to try and get, you better chime in

For a newbie to Mustang...wth are you talking about? LOL
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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2017, 02:36:44 PM »
and he knows he has to start early.... next week we start training the burros that replaced the reindeer, so if you ladies have any thing you want Santa Tom to try and get, you better chime in

For a newbie to Mustang...wth are you talking about? LOL

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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2017, 02:02:43 PM »
How sweet of you ! We all appreciate it so much  :-*

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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2017, 04:04:14 AM »
Santa Tom! Iíve missed you. Where have you bee? Hopefully Iíll get to sit on Santa Tomís lap before Christmas and he can tell me if Iíve been good or naughty 😈😈😈😍😍😍

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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2017, 04:19:11 AM »
Glad you found a new lead donkey. Looks like Pedro gonna be laid up awhile anyway. An hombre down in Juarez who owns race horses bought Pedro but didn't know his background as a horn-dog. Pedro tried to mate with one of his thoroughbred mares & she kicked the snot out of him. Pedro now has another new owner... the veterinarian nursing him back to health.



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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2017, 12:03:10 AM »
found a new lead donkey, finally!  the new lead ass is Shirley.... during the interview process her brother Agamemnon was a strong candidate, but he had too much of god complex...  ::)

during a recent much needed, but way too short, visit i got the headcount of goodies for the staff, thanks Tara, but only one more wish from a Lady, you wish is my command  sweet Lydia... just so long as you don't use it on me....
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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2017, 08:53:07 AM »
The last time I saw Pedro was 20+ years ago so when I had a work related trip to El Paso. My neighbor across the street saw him in Juarez last year when he went down there visit his family. He said Pedro was looking kinda rough. He hasn't done well in retirement, apparently. I'll still see if my neighbor can put out the word I'm looking for him.
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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2017, 02:14:40 AM »
PB, please send me his contact info, although his affection for tequila may make flying over certain bars difficult  :-\ i will probably still call him in for an interview.....the only answers i have gotten from my Indeed ad for a flight leader have been Wrongway Corrigan and an ex-Uber driver who was fired for always taking the absolute longest route he could find to deliver his passenger to the corner store.

as to the list of gifts, well, i got only one more wish this last weekend, so i am starting to think that there is going to be a lot of old socks with a charcoal briquette in them, wrapped up in brown paper are going to appear under the tree
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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2017, 07:31:10 AM »
Bruce got pinched by the Des Moines Iowa vice squad trying to get the 'donkey show' in the local strip joint.  The bugger was such a flamin' pain in the ass, and such a 'flamer', that i decided a few months in the pokey would do him some good, now i will never get his ass out of jail.  so i am in the market for a new lead burro.

Is anyone but me and Shooter reading this?

There's this old donkey with a big red nose in Juarez that might be who you're looking for. His name is Pedro Nodo Rojo. He's a little long in the tooth and he's a lush for tequila - hence the big red nose. They say his nose is so bright you can see him comin' around a corner of a building before he gets there. He's a retiree from the "Donkey Show" circuit & could use the job. Tequila doesn't come free...

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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2017, 04:51:20 AM »
That Claus guy up North has a reindeer with a shiny red nose, maybe you could borrow him for a day or two. Unless you have to have him on December 24th. 

In answer to you question, it doesn't look like it
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