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Re: Santa Tom is getting his list together
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2017, 03:24:40 AM »
Bruce got pinched by the Des Moines Iowa vice squad trying to get the 'donkey show' in the local strip joint.  The bugger was such a flamin' pain in the ass, and such a 'flamer', that i decided a few months in the pokey would do him some good, now i will never get his ass out of jail.  so i am in the market for a new lead burro.

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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2017, 10:42:36 PM »
I have been trying to remember all the names of you burro team.  You mentioned Sigmund, but there are 27 others.  Like Jack Shit, Gives a shit, Knows shit, Big shit, Little shit, Holy shit, Oh shit, Who shit, Whoa shit, and I gotta. The Native burros Running shit and Eagle shit.  Then there are the Russian burros Ivan and Yban Jackenoff. 

Of course there are Bashy, Patrica, Guy, Cookie, Sporty, Shitter, Voy, BI, Flypaper, Side Stepper, Bear, ol'69, and Rugged.

What ever happened to the 29th burro that lead the team Bruce with the glowing read ass?  Did he finally take the team on one too many outings?
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2017, 02:01:15 AM »
well no one ever said the holiday season was gonna be great... we've already had our first casualty among the 28 burro team, Sigmund, the the mid off wheel burro, was injured in a training accident yesterday   :'(

luckily, it appears to be just a sprain, and really spectacular scrape, but he won't be training for few days to a week now... and he whines so much i am tempted to shoot him !

on the goodies front, i haven't gotten any requests from the Ladies at all, WTH?
only requests the security guys and groundskeepers (and i am working on their requests) ... so the unmarked and unaddressed gifts might be coming from 'the island of unwanted stuff' again, i recently uncovered a cache of that stuff,   
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2017, 01:30:22 AM »
you are the BEST Santa ever and the sweetest!
thank you for all your do for all of us here at the Mustang we can't wait to see ya :)
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2017, 04:31:35 AM »
I do not want your NUTS!

no nuts for you then, but then i know you like things that come in square bottles with red stuff on top that gurgle when you shake them
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2017, 04:41:58 AM »
I do not want your NUTS!
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2017, 04:19:04 AM »
and he knows he has to start early.... next week we start training the burros that replaced the reindeer, so if you ladies have any thing you want Santa Tom to try and get, you better chime in
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