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« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2018, 12:08:30 AM »
Name 2 famous people shot in a theater?

Abraham Lincoln and whoever sat in front of Pee Wee Herman!

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« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2018, 08:58:48 PM »
Oooh, that's super gross!

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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2018, 12:51:22 PM »
Sometime during my naval career, I heard the following: The definition of a shipmate (someone closer than a brother) is one who goes on liberty and gets two blow jobs and comes back to the ship and gives you one.

OMG I have heard this one before! Ahhhhhhh!! :o

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« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2018, 12:15:07 PM »
Sometime during my naval career, I heard the following: The definition of a shipmate (someone closer than a brother) is one who goes on liberty and gets two blow jobs and comes back to the ship and gives you one.

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« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2018, 11:38:39 AM »
Saw a tshirt in marthas vineyard that said "im not a gynecologist but ill take a look"

That's pretty freaking funny!  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2018, 10:25:06 AM »
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?

Beat it. We're  closed.

Reminds me of a local butcher shop that had a sign out front that said, "You Can't Beat Our Meat."
Actually, that is the slogan of the Culver City Meat Company, located in Culver City Ca.

Google the slogan. There are lots of meat markets/restaurants that use the same slogan...

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« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2018, 05:21:49 AM »
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?

Beat it. We're  closed.

Reminds me of a local butcher shop that had a sign out front that said, "You Can't Beat Our Meat."
Actually, that is the slogan of the Culver City Meat Company, located in Culver City Ca.
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« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2018, 04:16:52 AM »
Hahaha...thatís cute. I heard one today. A gay friend of mine posted that he gives the best blow jobs when heís depressed because he wants to choke to death! Hahaha! Kinda funny huh?!
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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2018, 12:50:59 AM »
Saw a tshirt in marthas vineyard that said "im not a gynecologist but ill take a look"

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Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2018, 07:34:16 AM »
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?

Beat it. We're  closed.

Reminds me of a local butcher shop that had a sign out front that said, "You Can't Beat Our Meat."

The trick is growing up without growing old. -- Casey Stengal

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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2018, 03:23:36 PM »
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?

Beat it. We're  closed.

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Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2018, 10:49:45 PM »
Disgusting but we were warned...
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Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2018, 07:40:14 PM »
Terrifying  :o

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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2018, 05:56:53 PM »
So disturbing!!!!

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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2018, 03:49:41 PM »
I can beat that:  What do you call a room full of women, half of whom are on the rag and the rest have a yeast infection?  a whine and cheese party.

That's just disturbing....

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Re: Gross Joke of the Day!
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2018, 05:42:54 AM »
I can beat that:  What do you call a room full of women, half of whom are on the rag and the rest have a yeast infection?  A whine and cheese party.
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2018, 03:19:23 AM »
Did you hear about the woman with herpes on her eyebrows?  She was looking for love in all the wrong places.
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SEND MORE JOKES LOL

Here's one for you, sexy lady.  What do you call a martian with 3 balls?  E.T. the Extra Testicle!

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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2018, 01:31:19 PM »
Did you hear about the woman with herpes on her eyebrows?  She was looking for love in all the wrong places.
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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2018, 12:12:57 AM »
Did you hear about the woman with herpes on her eyebrows?  She was looking for love in all the wrong places.