Sex Quotes

[johann]

Having good sex is just like riding a motorcycle fast or shooting a gun.

To excel at any of these activities, you need incredibly good control.

[caveman]

That leaves me out. I keep going off half cocked. I keep looking cock eyed, & my aim is really off. I shoot it on her foot ,leg, hand, caught her hair, & some times the floor. The dam thing just gets away from me.

[Dixie]

I so horny...........  Come  come come

[Phoenix]

      my ex husband said dang girl I wish you looked at me the way you looked at food and II said if you made me feel as good as food does I would    I think that was the beiginng of the end for us     and the beginning of me enjoying my food the way I want...hint hint  ever seen the episode of sex in the city were Samantha had sushi on her body...oh and that reminds me Caveman remember the boston cream pies I threw on your body then wrestled with you while we were both necked  that was one sexy mess...we even had to cover the entire room with pastic wrap so we did get it in the carpet ect...

[firefighter]

"Cunnilingus is next to Godliness!" ~ Kali Nichta

[Dixie]

Amazing  phoenixxxxxxxxx  I loved it

[caveman]

Remember there's noway I'm going to forget That!!! That was hot & sexy !!! I loved seeing you all excited & licking the pie off you! If any one has any question if Phoenix is excited look at her Nipples. Just saying. I want to do that again but on a bigger scale. Thank You you beautiful sexy lady! Your one Tasty Lady!!!

[firefighter]

He makes love to me expertly, mechanically and frigidly... he's pressing all my erogenous buttons systematically without emotion, as if I were a computer keyboard!

[firefighter]

"A man without a woman is like a fish without water!" ~ Jennifer Kesler

[caveman]

that's me

[Phoenix]

you have a woman you just gotta come see me at the ranch my captain caveman and speaking of water does squirting count   

[bucky badger]

sex is hereditary-if your parents never had it odds are you won't either!
oh, and phe, here's one for you-
please punctuate this statement to make it true: woman without her man is nothing
GO BUCKY!
GO PACK!
GO AWAY BELOW 0 TEMPS!

[Phoenix]

  you mean a man without his woman is nothing....

[tobyg3]

My apologies for buttin' in. Just wanna take a stab at this (I like puzzles and teasers) -

Woman. Without her, man is nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, finger got stuck, as usual.

[firefighter]

"Variety, multiplicity are the two most powerful vehicles of lust!" ~ Marquis de Sade