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Title: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: OasisInTheDesert on Jan 14, 2019, 02:48 PM
Ladies!  You all have such beautiful names in and of themselves, I'm hoping you can share a little creativity!  This week I have to go register my 1/4-life-crisis, a 38 foot sail boat, and that means assigning her a name!   She's jumpy and hard to control when empty, but well behaved, docile, comforting with a full load.  ; )

Rules - has to be a female name, sexy and or mysterious and or philosophic - could be someone you admire - and a little humor is fun, but it can't be something awkward to call out over the radio if in distress.  (The coast guard won't take it too seriously calling out, "Sailing Vessel Always Wet is going down!"  Seriously - she's at the bottom of the SF Bay. *sad face* )
Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: Jasper on Jan 14, 2019, 05:42 PM
The Cumacita'
Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: Prospector Bob on Jan 15, 2019, 08:46 AM
Amphitrite...  A sea goddess and wife of Poseidon and queen of the sea. Probably not sexy enough though...  :-\

Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: Cobia on Jan 15, 2019, 01:47 PM


Wet Dream.
Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: Ironman on Jan 15, 2019, 02:17 PM
Quote from: Cobia on Jan 15, 2019, 01:47 PM


Wet Dream.

😄😄 That's  actually pretty good.👍🏻
Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: Jasper on Jan 15, 2019, 07:46 PM
Quote from: Cobia on Jan 15, 2019, 01:47 PM


Wet Dream.


That's a really good one
Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: johann on Jan 16, 2019, 04:23 AM
Straight out of Greek mythology: Aphrodite, the goddess of sex and beauty.  Or her Roman opposite number: Venus.
Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: LenaStarrXXX on Jan 16, 2019, 02:40 PM
Quote from: Cobia on Jan 15, 2019, 01:47 PM


Wet Dream.

I second this.

Or... I like big boats and I can knot lie? 😬

Ferry Funny?

Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: OasisInTheDesert on Jan 21, 2019, 02:56 PM
Thank you all for the ideas!  Although I think the name, Wet Dream is amazing, we were concerned it would violate that, "Will the coast guard take it seriously" quandary.  "Stop messing around on the radio, kid," isn't what you want to hear as you're headed into the drink. 

So I printed out a list of your names off the schedule posted on this forum and we went with The Olivia Lush.  So - you're now a boat!  (Also, hope that's not weird!)

We named the lifeboat The Sea Nymph because, at that point, who cares what the thing is called? 

Cheers!
Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: Cobia on Jan 21, 2019, 04:45 PM
Quote from: OasisInTheDesert on Jan 21, 2019, 02:56 PM
Thank you all for the ideas!  Although I think the name, Wet Dream is amazing, we were concerned it would violate that, "Will the coast guard take it seriously" quandary.  "Stop messing around on the radio, kid," isn't what you want to hear as you're headed into the drink. 

So I printed out a list of your names off the schedule posted on this forum and we went with The Olivia Lush.  So - you're now a boat!  (Also, hope that's not weird!)

We named the lifeboat The Sea Nymph because, at that point, who cares what the thing is called? 

Cheers!









There IS a boat named Wet dream.  The CG is ok with it.
Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: Lancelot Link on Jan 21, 2019, 07:54 PM
Quote from: LenaStarrXXX on Jan 16, 2019, 02:40 PM
Or... I like big boats and I can knot lie? 😬
LMAO... I think I love you.  LOL
I also tend to reference "I'm on a Boat" by The Lonely Island.   ;D
Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: LenaStarrXXX on Jan 22, 2019, 12:39 AM
That's awesome!! It's such an honor to have anything named after you :)
Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: ColleenRose on Jan 25, 2019, 06:23 AM
Trojan Triton
Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: TheImpsDelight on Feb 01, 2019, 06:13 AM
Boaty McBoatface, of course.  :P
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/22/world/europe/boaty-mcboatface-what-you-get-when-you-let-the-internet-decide.html


Ok I'll stop now.


Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: Prospector Bob on Feb 01, 2019, 12:58 PM
"LOLLIPOP"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3Duax-U8s

I'll stop now too...  :)

Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: Jasper on Feb 07, 2019, 06:08 AM
Did you get your boat yet?
Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: Ember on Feb 17, 2019, 01:50 AM
Quote from: Jasper on Feb 07, 2019, 06:08 AM
Did you get your boat yet?

Yes, inquiring minds wish to know!
Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: OasisInTheDesert on Feb 17, 2019, 03:24 AM
Oh yeah - I've had her for about two years, but she had been neglected for years and put away wet.  Never a good thing, eh?  Following many many dollars, she's all gussied up, gorgeous, and top of the line again.  : D  Amazingly slippery with a head(wind).  (Boat terminology is dirty - lol)


She was originally named SV Maverick, out Staten Island.  Well - that name sucked.  First, boats, cars, and planes should always be female names.  Second, it's too common a name - I like uniqueness.  Finally, The Maverick was a boat on that Deadliest Catch show which sank and everyone died.  Seemed like bad luck.  : /  So we renamed her the Olivia Lush - someone I've never met or spoken to in my life, but I like the sound of it.  : D


Once it warms up a bit I'm off from San Francisco and hugging the coast to Panama.  If all goes well, it's there to Hawaii then back to SF. 

Title: Re: Help! With a sexy boat name?!
Post by: johann on Feb 18, 2019, 10:06 AM
Quote from: OasisInTheDesert on Feb 17, 2019, 03:24 AM
Once it warms up a bit I'm off from San Francisco and hugging the coast to Panama.  If all goes well, it's there to Hawaii then back to SF.

Fair weather, and may the wind be always at your back.