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Started by Prospector Bob, Dec 23, 2013, 04:01 AM

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Prospector Bob

100 MPH Goat


Two  Virginia rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom.  I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says,"I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there. Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, then peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask. We was just standing here a minute ago wnen a goat came runnin' out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission."


P.S. Don't feel bad if you didn't see it coming... Neither did the goat!

The trick is growing up without growing old. -- Casey Stengal

caveman

I heard a simialar story but the goat was attached to a red I beam & they tossed a few other things in the hole before the beam. Never the less it is still a funny story. I can picture the goat going in the hole. ;D ;D

ChicagoBob

Quote from: Prospector Bob on Dec 23, 2013, 04:01 AM
100 MPH Goat


Two  Virginia rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom.  I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says,"I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there. Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, then peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask. We was just standing here a minute ago wnen a goat came runnin' out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission."


P.S. Don't feel bad if you didn't see it coming... Neither did the goat!

Absolutely too funny!   I can even tell that one to my grandkids.   

tobyg3

I just hope that the hole had a real soft bottom, or was an underground river, so the goat had a chance to eat thru the rope (appreciating the texture of the tasty fiber whilst munching), before drowning, and then swam the river to a small waterfall, Whereupon it rolled in the bubbles for a bit, then made its way to shore, saw the transmission, and promptly ate it.

I really do hope that happened.