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Started by Prospector Bob, May 27, 2013, 05:17 AM

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Prospector Bob

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text message:


If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If  you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!


The husband replied, I am on the toilet. Please advise.
The trick is growing up without growing old. -- Casey Stengal

Phoenix


World Famous Mustang Ranch

I needed that!!! I laughed my ass off!!!! Thank you!!

Prospector Bob

Quote from: Jennifer on May 29, 2013, 12:21 AM
I needed that!!! I laughed my ass off!!!! Thank you!!

I'm happy to be of assistance... :)

The trick is growing up without growing old. -- Casey Stengal

Ayana

Funny but sometimes Guys do their best thinking on the "Golden Vessel"  as my father would say-lol
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