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General Discussion / Santa Tom rides again in 100 days

« on: August 28, 2021, 09:23:18 PM »

I started the Christmas goodie getting yesterday, with more to follow, so what do the Ladies want this year?

Do they want warm and fuzzy things, edible things, sparkly things? I already have a couple of requests but I know there are little goodies some ladies want more than others.... and I haven't been as much a regular in the saloon as in past years, and there are so many new Ladies I haven't met or gotten to know very well,  so I need some hints ladies...

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General Discussion / You know what Santa Tom wants for Christmas?

« on: July 26, 2020, 10:13:58 PM »

... a chance to spend some time with a Lady that he feels a connection with. 

Santa tom hasn't been as jolly a he should be for the last few years, what with striking elves, disappearing reindeer, increased HMS and FAA rules and assorted other issues always clouding his mind and making him grumpy  and distracted. Throw in a little extra isolation because Comcast still hasn't fixed the internet or tv service at the home base and the current situation in general and it will make almost anyone grumpy, even Gus.  But one of these days all these troubles will be behind us and Santa tom will be looking for his next favorite Lady, i just have to get my 'radar' back up and operational....

But in the meantime, just in case we can celebrate Christmas together in 2020, what do the Ladies and staff want for Christmas?   I see you Ladies checking in every so often here on the forum so it is time to start making some wishes.   The present situation will end someday, so we need to keep looking to the future.  I was making beads today and have a dozen other projects in the works too.  May be we'll not get the nuts and candy before we know when they might get given, so they don't spoil, but i can still find, get and make stuff.

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"How's it Hangin" / Congratulations

« on: July 19, 2020, 02:45:00 PM »

it was announced yesterday at the picnic that the Mustang has won Brothel of the Year award for 2019 as voted on by the voters of the LPIN awards.  This is the fifth or sixth year in a row and goes to show what a great organization The Mustang with all it's Ladies and staff is.  We miss you, pray for you and hope you are doing well, and we hope we will be able to come back to visit soon.

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General Discussion / Stuck at home

« on: April 19, 2020, 08:19:09 PM »

i just discovered that the secret to cutting your own hair, and having any left when you finish, is knowing when to stop cutting.  I've got whitewalls and it aint even across the back but its better.

who else is finding out what they can successfully do on their own...?

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"How's it Hangin" / fresh pictures!

« on: April 18, 2020, 01:43:18 AM »

with all this time on our hands i see someone put some fresh and pretty pictures up on the home page, wow thanks you, wow, ummmm, wow

not that I didn't love getting greeted with Phoenix's smile every time I visited the site, the fresh pictures are just as nice.... Thanks Jenn

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"How's it Hangin" / Happy Easter

« on: April 12, 2020, 11:41:37 PM »

with the current situation we have had to skip the annual Easter Egg Hunt and dinner at the Mustang, but life goes on and we will come out the other side different, stronger and wiser...

Just in case the ladies and staff see this message i wanted you all to know that i think of you often and I  hope and pray you are well, safe, doing okay and that I will get to see you all, Ladies and staff again later this year... in the meantime....

stay safe, stay healthy and stay sane

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General Discussion / Beware of people bearing...

« on: February 15, 2020, 03:19:33 AM »

tootsie pops.... why? what did you think i was going to say?

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Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / The new version of 'Death by Blonde'

« on: September 01, 2019, 01:19:15 AM »

i was sitting at the bar a few Saturdays ago and talking to Morgan and Erica and they came up with a party idea that i had to pass at the time, my fuel cells were not ready that day, but the more i think on it the  better this sounds like a way to get me off the side lines... hmmmm...

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General Discussion / I'm Starting a little late this year

« on: September 01, 2019, 01:07:35 AM »

..on the annual asking 'what do you want for Christmas?' routine, although i did ask a few folks a couple weeks ago when i was there.
Last year it was fuzzy socks, so whats the gift-de-jure this season?  I saw one hint from Jasmine about scarves and long socks, but what's the rest of the crew want?

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General Discussion / Just another Friday Night not at the Wildhorse Saloon

« on: August 10, 2019, 02:15:02 AM »

which means entertainment consists of Diners Drive ins and Dives on the Food Channel until the beer runs out and frozen Spring rolls off the BBQ... how about you all?

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"How's it Hangin" / Shame on us

« on: July 07, 2019, 11:00:33 PM »

it took Jagged getting his computer fixed and then playing catch up, as well as complimenting the ladies on their new photos to remind me, Thanks to Jagged...

To all the ladies who have recently joined us i want to stay welcome, on behalf of the rest of those of us who enjoy this forum.... many of you have recently posted 'Hi i am Here'. or posted their schedule as their first post, and gotten absolutely no response, shame on us... when i was a yonker i was told 'you have to send mail to get mail' and IMO these ladies have met us half way, so where's them welcome aboard posts? efforts to engage them and liven the joint up a little?  don;t just drool on their pictures, ask them something..... you might be surprised at the answer

Cobia did it for Caprice, but i haven't seem a lot of responses to Luna's, Gem's, Jasmine's, Vera's or Vanessa's opening bid... i am guilty of it too. so i am not blaming anyone, but still

Welcome ladies, please don't leave in disgust, please engage us and i promise this bunch of guys will answer you

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"How's it Hangin" / Rodeo Week!

« on: June 17, 2019, 12:26:02 AM »

The West's Richest Rodeo comes to town later this week, the 100 th annual week of rodeo events and fun.

are the ladies ready for the cowboys, stock promoters, rodeo fans and rodeo clowns to flood into town? not to mention all the others that follow the circuit?

the only drawback is it makes getting a room in town difficult....

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"How's it Hangin" / Pizza, doughnuts or tootsie pops?

« on: March 29, 2019, 03:11:33 AM »

They always said that the way to a man's heart was through his stomach, but it sure sounds that this is good way to make points with the Ladies ...

i already have the tootsie pops, but i will be stopping in later on Saturday, so which is it, pizza or doughnuts?
 it will take out, as i can't afford an outdate anymore, although 3 large pizzas cost almost that much anymore 

and if it's pizza, what toppings? will the cooks do a take and bake?

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"How's it Hangin" / It's about time....

« on: January 28, 2019, 02:20:37 AM »

my birthday is coming up and it's time to start planning a long weekend extravaganza. i haven't had a good blow out in years; and after all, what else have i been saving my money for? 

i am fishing for propositions, suggestions and ideas of how to spend a long weekend.  If i get to see some old friends as well it would be great, who's in?

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"How's it Hangin" / Happy New Year Ladies and gents

« on: January 01, 2019, 01:20:35 AM »

for the first time in a few years i am not making the trek to bring in the New Year at the Mustang. i am sure i will miss something, or someone, but this year i need to re organize and re trench.....

So Ladies, please enjoy the night and welcome the New Year in the 'proper' fashion

Here's to the man tonight on the trail,
may his dogs keep there legs,
 and his matches never fail....