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Tonight's big story

Started by Shayne, May 22, 2014, 11:21 AM

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Shayne

So I'm sitting at the bar tonight with a couple other ladies and Fred, our bartender has us in stitches with his one-liners.. Out of nowhere he gets totally serious and says, 'did you guys hear about Lorena Bobbitt?' We all of course, said no (while waiting for the punch line..).. He proceeds to inform us that while in LA visiting family over the weekend, it came over the news that she had died in a car accident.. (Again, still waiting for the punch line.. And then still waiting).. He continues, 'I'm being TOTALLY serious right now, I heard it on the news that she was in a bad car wreck this weekend..'
Now, of course all of us ladies are feeling terrible for thinking this would somehow end up funny..
Me: 'that's terrible'...
Sherry: 'that's so sad, what happened?'
Freddy:.. 'Yeah, I guess she was cut-off by some Dick on the freeway'.......
Hook, Line, Sinker......



Xoxo Shayne:)