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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2020, 12:33:19 PM »
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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2020, 05:37:31 AM »
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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2020, 11:20:09 AM »
I saw a horse driving a sports car the other day!

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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2020, 06:00:59 PM »
I saw a horse driving a sports car the other day!

It was a mustang
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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2020, 05:07:56 AM »
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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2020, 01:04:03 PM »
How do you make a moron dizzy?

Put him in a round room & tell him to pee in the corner
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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2020, 11:04:21 AM »
How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

Two: One to screw in the light bulb & one to make the You Tube video.
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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2020, 11:01:33 AM »
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One; she holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around her.
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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2020, 11:00:37 AM »
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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2020, 03:45:26 PM »
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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2020, 05:26:10 AM »
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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2020, 09:34:08 AM »
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Three: one to actually screw it in, and another two to share the experience.


How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Five: one to actually screw it in, and four to fend off all the Californians trying to get close to share the experience.

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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2020, 05:37:46 AM »
Do you know how many Grammar Natzi's it takes to screw in a lightbulb?

Too
Silly me I thought it was to...

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Re: Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2020, 05:12:09 AM »
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Lightbulb Jokes... Dad jokes....
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2020, 11:43:32 AM »
Lightbulb jokes & Dad jokes... it's been the theme around here this week.

My favorite ones I've heard so far are:

How many Flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, but no one knows how they got in there.

How did the hipster burn his hand?
He changed the lightbulb before it was cool.

ok.... know any good ones?
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