Ford, Chevrolet, or Dodge

[Bigfoot]

I've always gone with Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

[Cobia]

" Who needs a pickup " ?  I have only owned 1 car in my life and that was a gift from my grandma. 

Always had  trucks and still have 2 ( F-15 and  a F-25 )

[MrTShirt]

Come now.  Who needs a pickup?

My 06 Mustang GT dark red and black top convertible goes everywhere important:  A brothel with room for a sexy lady for an outdate.

[RachelVarga]

You guys disappoint me. Don't be so serious. The idea was to have fun with memes like this.

[SixT9er]

I’ve owned, own Ford Mustangs & Old Galaxies, Chevy Camaro’s & Trucks, Dodge Challenger & Chrysler 300 C’s. As you can see I’m not one brand loyal but do prefer American. I buy what I want at the time

I have also owned Nissan (not a fan) Honda’s (overated but reliable) Toyota cars & trucks (loved my orig 4Runner but way under powered) Kia Optima, drove the shit out of that with no problems

When this crap ends getting another American made 18-20 yr old full sized truck for toy carrying & dump runs.
If I fall into a bundle of cash I’ll buy another Challenger
Note all All American vehicles must have V8 or I pass.

[Prospector Bob]

WARNING! The following is long post for me. Sorta Ironman like!    

My first car was a '54 Ford sedan with a 239 V8. One cold winter night an oil seal popped off the engine block. Drove about a mile the next morning before it seized up. Got towed to the junk yard when I found out how much it would cost to repair/replace the engine. Then I had a '58 Chevy Bel-Air with a 283 V8. The timing chain kept jumping. Had it fixed 3 times for that. 4th time it happened, I drove it to the junk yard. 

My next vehicle was a '60 Chevy van with a straight 6. Got totaled in a head on when someone tried to pass on a hill. I got lucky on that one!    Then I bought a '75 VW Thing. Loved that car! It would go anywhere a 4X4 would go. It got totaled too when a air-headed bimbo rear-ended me at a stop light. Hit me so hard it tore the engine off it's mounts.

Next vehicle was a new '83 Ford Ranger pick up. Another totaled car! See a trend here folks?    Rolled it on a highway when I hit a patch of gravel on a sharp corner. It was like being on ball-bearings - no control at all! Went & bought another new Ranger... an '89 model. Traded that one in on a 2001 Toyota Tundra when it started falling apart. Seems like the Ranger was having something fixed every month.

What a great truck that Tundra was! The best vehicle I ever owned! My ATF! Alas, my old buga-boo returned. My wonderful truck got totaled.    Got rear ended by a drunk, air-headed bimbo. At a stop light!   

My next two vehicles were the same car - 2018 Toyota 4 Runners. Why two, you ask? The first one got rear ended on the freeway only two weeks after I bought it. Yup, you guessed right, it was totaled! The 4 Runner I have now has been a good car. I'm loving it!  I've had it going on two years now. Hope, from now on, I can avoid air-headed bimbos & other hazards of the road. 

So... for me it has to be Toyotas. Barring unknown road hazards, they seem to me to be more mechanically sound. I had that Tundra 17 years & only had to replace a leaking break line.  I'd never get another Ford or Chevy. Dodge/Ram? No experience with 'em. 

[RachelVarga]

RAM into a telephone pole. 

[whackymole]

As far as abbreviations go KIA has it the worst. It's right there in the name, spell it out and it's K...I...A. Another abbreviation for FORD that I heard was F*cking Old Reconditioned Dodge.

Although technically it's not Chevrolet/GMC, Ford, or Dodge anymore. Chrysler/Dodge wants everyone to refer to their trucks and vans as "Ram" as a seperate brand as if that's fooling anybody.

[Michael j.]

My first new car was a'78 Ford Mustang II.  The Mustang purists may look down their noses at the MII, but I LOVED that car.  The first generation Mustang was getting bloated and too far from its roots.  I for one think that was one of smarted things Ford ever did.

[RachelVarga]

I have a 2000 Mustang Premium and that means I like Ford. So you Chevrolet and Dodge boys explain why you think you are better. Don't be a chicken, let's do it. All in good fun.


and it's not Found On Road Dead, it FIRST ON RACE DAY!


Chevrolet - cracked head every valve rattles oil leaks everytime


Dodge - Drips oil drops grease everywhere


For the poor Honda lovers - how odd no damn acceleration  Hahahahahah