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"How's it Hangin" / Re: 3 Adds to My Nickname List

« on: August 31, 2015, 06:59:06 PM »

We can't have 2 Cowgirls. Victoria is already Cowgirl gone wild.  I know from past just seeing this girls room. Of course mine is better.  For I have Antlers on headboard. Then sex swing & stripper pole with light bar at end of bed. But in her room it makes you feel like your down on the farm playing with the Farmers Daughter. Funny thing is I wouldn't be surprised to see her running around ranch in chaps. And she probly has a sybian hidden in her room she disguised as saddle.

Tiffany= Farmers Daughter

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Way Off Topic / Re: Who are your favorite sports teams?

« on: August 28, 2015, 04:26:09 PM »

Well all my Home teams & Schools I graduated from

Highschool= De La Sale in California  Of course we are in Genius Book of Records as holders longest undefeated streak HS Football
College= University of Oregon Ducks
UFC= Cali's own Ronda Rousey & Chuck Lidell & Uriah Faber
NASCAR= Cali's Best  Jeff Gordon & Jimmie Johnson & Kevin Harvick   
Baseball= San Francisco Giants
Basketball= Goldenstate Warriors
Hockey= San Jose Sharks & Portland Winterhawks
Football= 12th Man / Legion of Boom / Beast Mode= Seattle Seahawks

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General Discussion / Re: Are you experienced ???

« on: August 22, 2015, 04:51:49 PM »

I'm experienced with it. It is fun but can be some pain. It takes a lot of patiens which I don't have. Like Phoenix said we did some on one of our parties. It took me awhile to get one in. I had to read up on it. What ever you do don't force it which is what I was doing when I first started trying. You want to be soft & start with a beginner plug unless you have done it many times. sterilize the plug & clean yourself. I just put in alchol for 15 mins & wipe myself down with alchol. The beginner plug still makes me bleed a few drops. I sit & put a big drop of ky jelly on the end of my penis right on the hole. I cover the plug in ky. I pinch open the hole & sit the plug in the hole & balance it there. I lay back supporting the plug. Than you just let gravity do it's thing. The next thing you know it's going inside your penis. You can do some flexing of your pelvik muscles. The problem I have is keeping it in. I start jerking off it wants to come out so I put a cock ring on & tie a sting to it . That way i can blow my load all over the place & the plug stays in. It dose make for a intense orgazam. Bottom line is it is trail & error. Anyone trying this I'll tell you be very very very Careful!!!!!!!!!!!! You can damage yourself & that won't be fun!!!!!!! You will have some discomfort after peeing which can be arousing to. at least it is for me.
Good luck to who ever tries this.

LMAO should of known the King of Kink has done it. You are a crazy SOB.  I think I will stick to the filming & other bondage & beatings. I have had bad luck in past. With girl breaking my tailbone beating me and breaking her paddle or most embaressing moment when my vibrating tongue ring got stuck in girls clit ring. 

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Lineup / Re: August 21st Weekend Lineup

« on: August 22, 2015, 03:49:22 AM »

And change prank now.

Yep... the first rule of the Prank Club is DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE PRANK CLUB.  heh heh

Well I am the King of Pranks. I can't be stopped. Some of the things I have done over the years were so good girls have posted on youtube or their twitter. I didn't get the nickname LiL Evil for nothing. Sunset Thomas & Holly Brooks & couple others called me that and it has stuck. 

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General Discussion / Re: Are you experienced ???

« on: August 22, 2015, 02:02:54 AM »

I was going to give easy blonde version of it. But Johann put it out there. Pretty much if you go to get a Jacobs Ladder or Prince Albert they do it. Also if you can't deposit at Sperm Bank they do it to you. It is pretty much milking the prostate. Or as they say draining the Lizzard.

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Lineup / Re: August 21st Weekend Lineup

« on: August 21, 2015, 10:19:29 PM »

Oh man I should of looked lastnight at schedule. I was there this mourning from 7:30am - 9am outside gate in truck parking lot. For did Fire & Safety Inspection at plant. Then went and parked Fire Engine in parking lot outside gate not to block street. To go inspect Fire Hydrants on block.

I could of made donation deposit. To play prank on Phoenix & Victoria. 
I doubt Firetruck would make it through gate cause booth in center. But positioned it and hidden hose to hydrant. Then make it where they had to come by door to bring me in. And just let loose and soaked them. Before I came in. For I would have protection and padding with my jumpers on. So beating won't be as bad or hardly felt when they got ahold of me.

Guess I will have to wait for perfect timing. And change prank now.

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Break out your dancing shoes

« on: August 20, 2015, 04:29:08 PM »

I have to have fun with this.    OHIO really   So does that make Emma & Nicole nuts?  For a buckeye is seed of a chestnut. Also what is with your mascot Bucky? Shouldn't he at least be a squirrel. That is almost as bad as Stanford mascot dressed as Tree when they are Cardinals.

Is that your dance? 
I think Holly Brooks & I need to show how a dance is really done. As we throw are " O's " up and do are dance.

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Time to ask....

« on: August 10, 2015, 06:30:16 PM »

Hey I have great idea for snow. If Putputt & Marv are around not working. They can bring their trucks and I will hook up my horse trailer to my truck. We can fill my horse trailer and their trucks with snow. Where I live in Yerington or close by that gets snow like Fallon or Silver Springs or Dayton. Then we go dump it in parking lot at ranch. 

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Time to ask....

« on: August 08, 2015, 07:07:29 PM »

I like Chucker's idea of snow. I will check Sheel's in Sparks & Amazon Warehouse in Fallon if they have 1. I know Reno & Sparks has not got snow in long time. It seems to drop where I live in Yerington or Carson area. Not even Tahoe has seen much. Only place that has had any more then where I live for NV is Elko & Baker area.
And don't know about outdates there. For you have to pick up girl or girls there in Sparks. And drive a long boring 3-4 hours up the pass. Oh yeah almost forgot the hard part. You trying to consentrate on road so you don't hit black ice. Which is hard when you have girls in passenger & back seats. Pestering & teasing you then asking " Are we there yet"  But here is tip for ya if you do it. There is a few Rest Stops in Elko & Baker on I-80 & Hwy 6 & Hwy 93 not many on Hwy 50. That way you can pull over & play. It will stop the pestering & teasing.

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Time to ask....

« on: August 08, 2015, 06:13:04 PM »

How about a ARES ETHOS QX130 ULTRA MICRO READY TO FLY RC QUADCOPTER
With water blaster unit for thosevranch watervfights

NO NO NO  Don't need to encourage Victoria with Water Weapons of Mass Destruction.

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Twin Magic

« on: August 07, 2015, 06:54:38 PM »

I shouldn't say this. But it is funny. Just wish I knew other person to do it.

I would like to find and get to know Punky Brewster. That way I can bring her in and meet are LPIN version Phoenix. LMAO

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: Twin Magic

« on: August 07, 2015, 06:39:15 PM »

Now I have been comparing people I know outside ranch to Mustangs. To figure something out.   Well I have came up with 1 so far. However will be very hard to do.  There is well known Cali girl that lives near me. Being Amy Hartler or as many know her Amy Lee of Evenescence. I have been comparing pics of Montana past & present to Amy.  Only things I know or have noticed different. While Montana has green eyes Amy has blue. Then of course all the piercings & tats Amy has.

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"How's it Hangin" / Twin Magic

« on: August 07, 2015, 06:33:04 PM »

I am wondering when is Tara & Lance & Donnie. Going to hire a set of twin at ranch?   I think us clients & Mustangs would enjoy a little twin magic parties.

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General Discussion / Re: Taking Photo while having fun?

« on: August 01, 2015, 11:39:51 PM »

Royboy  I can tell you from experience being 1 of the girls ex and knowing a few for have worked with them in past elsewhere or filmed with them. There is certain girls like Olivia Bentley & Bella Sophia who are worldly known so they travel all over. It is finding right time when they are here at Mustang. And then there is the other 3 pornstars Erica Lauren & JR Carrington and Holly Brooks. Best thing with them is go through their agent and find out when they will be at ranch.

Now your thing with pictures. You have to talk about that with the girls individually. For just like their profiles some are very shy and hide when it comes to pics.

Also at Mustang you can't go wrong if your girl is not there. For they have it ALL. Sexy Smurfs to Tall Amazon then mix of Latina & Asian & Ebony & Caucasian. And what I like to call City Slickers down to Farmers Daughter country girls and range from Mild to all out Wild.

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"How's it Hangin" / Re: You can TRY to tame Phoenix

« on: July 26, 2015, 10:19:39 PM »

Okay that is Mission Impossible. That is like saying all clients have to come in ranch. And try not to get hard with girls around us. It can't be done.   Also a true Phoenix is a bird of fire that roams wild & free. I know she lives up to that well. I wouldn't even want to try to put out that fire.  Just think about it. Would you rather ride a Wild Mustang or tame her and have to ride My Little Pony. LOL