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Title: Sex After Surgery
Post by: Prospector Bob on May 29, 2013, 09:49 AM

Sex After Surgery

A surgeon says to his patient after her operation, "You'll be fine. All went well."

She asked,  "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon, momentarily startled, seemed to pause, and then had a small tear run down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after getting a tonsillectomy."

Title: Re: Sex After Surgery
Post by: caveman on May 31, 2013, 02:57 PM
 :'( :'(That gave me a tear laughing so hard 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Sex After Surgery
Post by: Madam Tara on Jun 12, 2013, 11:55 PM
you would ask the Doc that you silly man!!
cant wait to see you in again!
xoxox Tara ;D :D
Title: Re: Sex After Surgery
Post by: Ayana on Jun 20, 2013, 06:23 AM
Quote from: Prospector Bob on May 29, 2013, 09:49 AM

Sex After Surgery

A surgeon says to his patient after her operation, "You'll be fine. All went well."

She asked,  "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon, momentarily startled, seemed to pause, and then had a small tear run down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after getting a tonsillectomy."




Very very funny!!!!! :) ;D ;D