Man walking in the park sees this 90 year old man sitting on a bench crying his eyes out. He stops & asks what is a matter. The old man says I'm married to the most beautiful 18 teen year old you have ever seen. She cleans the house, fixes my meals, washes my clothes, & has hot passionate sex with me. She is everything a man could want & more. The man says that sounds like every mans dream. I wish I had it so well so why are you crying? The old man replies I can't remember where I live.
That is pretty funny Caveman I like it!!!!! :) ;)