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Started by SuitcaseLXIX, Apr 03, 2024, 06:49 PM

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SuitcaseLXIX

Apr 03, 2024, 06:49 PM
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
***** El if I know...
After all was said and done, a lot more got said than done

Of everything I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most

I am disciple of ancient Chinese philosopher Confused-us

Those who don't have patience soon become patients

SixT9er

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Apr 03, 2024, 08:13 PM
Quote from: SuitcaseLXIX on Apr 03, 2024, 06:49 PMWhat do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
***** El if I know...
Ok I heard this one in elementary school back in the '60's! 😂😂😂
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Geyser Soze

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Apr 05, 2024, 02:02 AM
What did the three-legged dawg say as he entered the bar?
"I'm here to git the man who shot my Paw!"
Geysor Soze aka "One of the Usual Suspects".

SuitcaseLXIX

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Apr 05, 2024, 11:50 PM
So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "why the long face?"
After all was said and done, a lot more got said than done

Of everything I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most

I am disciple of ancient Chinese philosopher Confused-us

Those who don't have patience soon become patients
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