Arnaud Amaury or Arnaud Amalric was a Cistercian Abbot who was in charge of the Crusader army that sacked Béziers in the Albigensian Crusade 1209 to 1229. He distinguished himself by the zeal with which he incited men by his preaching to crusade against the enemy. Arnaul Amalric is most remembered for allegedly advising a Crusader how to distinguish the Cathars from the Catholics because the soldier was worried about killing orthodox Catholics along with the heretics during the sack of the Cathar stronghold of Béziers. Arnaud Amalric responded, "Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius." ("Kill them all. For the Lord knows those that are His.")
This is the origin of the modern phrase, "Kill them all and let God sort them out."
"A liberal's paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns. And believe it or not, such a place does indeed already exist: It's called Prison." ~ Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Maricopa County, Arizona
Buddha says...
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."
"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth."
"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."
"There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting."
"You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection."
"Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind."
"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."
"In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves."
"Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship."
"To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him."
"To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear."
"No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path."
"It is better to travel well than to arrive."
"Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life."
"Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue."
"You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection."
"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared."
"We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves."
"The mind is everything. What you think you become."
"It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell."
"Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill."
"Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without."
"The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood."
"Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace."
"Without health life is not life; it is only a state of langour and suffering - an image of death."
"It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways."
"Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence."
"Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others."
"Unity can only be manifested by the Binary. Unity itself and the idea of Unity are already two."
"What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman in the midst of this world, where each person is clinging to his piece of debris? What's the proper salutation between people as they pass each other in this flood?"
"When one has the feeling of dislike for evil, when one feels tranquil, one finds pleasure in listening to good teachings; when one has these feelings and appreciates them, one is free of fear."
"The virtues, like the Muses, are always seen in groups. A good principle was never found solitary in any breast."
"However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?"
"The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows."
"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger."
"I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act."
"What we think, we become."
"I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done."
"Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good."
"All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?"
"We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world."
"To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance."
"Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule."
"Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely."
"The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground."
"Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace."
"A jug fills drop by drop."
"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."
"The wise ones fashioned speech with their thought, sifting it as grain is sifted through a sieve."
"Variety, multiplicity are the two most powerful vehicles of lust." ~ Marquis de Sade
"It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure." ~ Marquis de Sade
"He who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, but he who does not remains a fool forever." ~ Chinese Proverb
"It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get!" ~ Confucius
Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive! ~ Dalai Lama
Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable! ~ Bruce Lee
The Pleasure Principle psychoanalytic theory of personality is the driving force of the id that seeks immediate gratification of all needs, wants, and urges. In other words, the pleasure principle strives to fulfill our most basic and primitive urges, including hunger, thirst, anger, and SEX. When these needs are not met, the result is a state of anxiety or tension! ~ Sigmund Freud
"Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the others." ~ Marquis de Sade
If you want to be loved, be lovable. ~ Ovid
"Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart, and the senses." ~ Lao Tzu
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies!" ~ Aristotle
"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." ~ Mark Twain
"Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Making love, love, love, that is the soul of a true genius!" ~ Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
"They do not love that do not show their love!" ~ William Shakespeare
"Love and work... work and love... that's all there is!" ~ Sigmund Freud
"In order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice!" ~ Marquis de Sade
"There is no remedy for love but to love more!" ~ Henry David Thoreau
"Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work!" ~ Aristotle
"Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart!" ~ Marcus Aurelius
"Who, being loved, is poor?" ~ Oscar Wilde
Never take a wooden Nickel - Myself ;D ;D ;)
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy... :o 8)
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"Never waste a hard on!" - Ayana
"I still buy green bananas, I still trust a fart, and I don't waste a hard-0n!" Jack Nicolson, on turning 70
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Franklin Jones
"Anything easy ain't worth a damn." Woody Hayes
"Sometimes the best decisions I ever made were the ones that scared the shit out of me"
Good morning is not a word, it is an action and a belief to live the day well.
If you do what you love, and love what you do , success will always happen.
Those Who Ignore The Past Are Doomed To Repeat It.
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.
" Come out to the coast..we'll get together...have a few laughs." Officer John McClane
Just thought I'd change it up a bit :o
Take the job. Date that person. Buy the plane ticket. Get the dog. Do all the things that scare the shit out of you because it is WORTH IT.
All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."— Dr. Seuss
Notice all the people who make an effort to stay in your life.
Great quotes, Jade Capri! here's one by William James:
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another...
"There are better starters than me but I'm a strong finisher." —Usain Bolt
A person's character is shown through their actions in life, not where they sit on a Sunday
What you think of yourself is more important than what others think of you.
Don't worry about what people say behind your back. They are the people who are finding faults in your life instead of fixing their own.
Never give up on what you feel is right because even if a tiny sliver of it can be real, the wait is more than worth it.
The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple, and love without measure.
Smile, be happy, and love life is to short not to.😁😄💜
"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them." ― Dalai Lama
" Speak softly and carry a big stick ". By Theodore Roosevelt, on this date in 1901, at The Minnesota State Fair,
The biggest communication problem is we don't listen to understand, we listen to reply.
Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light - Albus Dumbledore
"Don't ever let anybody tell you that you can't be whatever you want to be" - Phil Brooks
"If you sit next to pretty girl for an hour, it seems like five minutes. If you sit on a hot stove for five minutes, it seems like an hour. That is relativity" Albert Einstein
"Catch on fire if you must, sometimes everything needs to burn to the ground so that we may grow" - AJ Lawless
Goals are deceptive, the unaimed arrow never misses.
"All the beautiful things in this world are lies. They count for nothing in the end."
― Patrick McCabe, The Butcher Boy
' very few problems in life can not be solved with the proper application of high explosives'
Blaster, Uncommon Valor, 1988
"Next to a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read". Groucho Marx
I always behave, just not necessarily well 💃
I licked it, so it's mine....😛
Quote from: Krickett on Nov 01, 2016, 10:54 PM
I licked it, so it's mine....😛
i tried that and she swatted me :-X
Live each day in such a manner that you never need to dread the dawn tomorrow. By, Me
( Something I have been failing at lately )
"Why do all my best ideas come to me while I'm shaving?" Albert Einstein
Quote from: chuckar chaser on Dec 12, 2016, 12:31 AM
When someone tries to bring you down
they must believe you are above them.
Great insight ! I love this. Thanks for sharing, chuckar.
Whether it be the green hills after a rainstorm, a red sunset, the crystal clear blue sky on a cold winters day, or any of the other wonders of nature, take a little time each day to appreciate the beauty of the world we live in.
"Remember"
The toes you step on today
May be the ASS you will have
to Kiss Tommorow............
My quote is on the last post on that other forum. Lol
Quote from: Chief on Apr 29, 2017, 12:07 PM
"Remember"
The toes you step on today
May be the ASS you will have
to Kiss Tommorow............
I love this a lot of people don't realize that
"The best love is the kind that awakens the soul; that makes us reach for more, that plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. That's what I hope to give you forever."
~ The Notebook
"It's a very dangerous state. You are inclined to recklessness and kind of tune out the rest of your life and everything that's been important to you. It's actually not all that pleasurable. I don't know who the hell wants to get in a situation where you can't bear an hour without somebody's company."
~Colin Firth
"The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that."
~Woody Allen
"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
~ When Harry met Sally
"You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness."
~Julia Roberts
"You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear."
~Oscar Wilde
Quote from: Ryan313 on Nov 02, 2017, 02:44 PM
"You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness."
~Julia Roberts
"You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear."
~Oscar Wilde
I love this❣️
Quote from: chuckar chaser on Dec 15, 2016, 07:55 PM
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem. First make sure you are not in fact surrounded by assholes.
Sigmund Freud
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!😂😍 its true though..
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
~ Coco Chanel
I have an angel on one shoulder and a demon on the other, I am also deaf in one ear.😉
Going once... Going twice... SOLD! TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER 😉
Wow Ryan, you have some great quotes there. So true, I loved the one about the greatest love you can give someone. Infatuation can be selfish, but love itself never is <3
Quote from: Jesslyn on Nov 24, 2017, 05:14 AM
Wow Ryan, you have some great quotes there. So true, I loved the one about the greatest love you can give someone. Infatuation can be selfish, but love itself never is <3
I agree with your assessment on infatuation. It is also dangerous for your psyche. I am a huge hopeless romantic. Being in love is one of the greatest pieces of life. No matter how hard it gets, it is always worth it.
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Quote from: Jesslyn on Nov 24, 2017, 05:14 AM
Wow Ryan, you have some great quotes there. So true, I loved the one about the greatest love you can give someone. Infatuation can be selfish, but love itself never is <3
I agree with your assessment on infatuation. It is also dangerous for your psyche. I am a huge hopeless romantic. Being in love is one of the greatest pieces of life. No matter how hard it gets, it is always worth it.
So true, Ryan! Infatuation can definitely be a psychologically dangerous thing for some :( Love is so much better! I think it's great you're a hopeless romantic, nothing wrong with delving in one of the most mysterious, divine things this world has to offer! :)
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Wow Ryan, you have some great quotes there. So true, I loved the one about the greatest love you can give someone. Infatuation can be selfish, but love itself never is <3
I agree with your assessment on infatuation. It is also dangerous for your psyche. I am a huge hopeless romantic. Being in love is one of the greatest pieces of life. No matter how hard it gets, it is always worth it.
So true, Ryan! Infatuation can definitely be a psychologically dangerous thing for some :( Love is so much better! I think it's great you're a hopeless romantic, nothing wrong with delving in one of the most mysterious, divine things this world has to offer! :)
I love being a hopeless romantic even though sometimes it gets real hard. Especially loving someone you can't spend time with. But it is the path I chose.
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Quote from: Jesslyn on Nov 24, 2017, 05:14 AM
Wow Ryan, you have some great quotes there. So true, I loved the one about the greatest love you can give someone. Infatuation can be selfish, but love itself never is <3
I agree with your assessment on infatuation. It is also dangerous for your psyche. I am a huge hopeless romantic. Being in love is one of the greatest pieces of life. No matter how hard it gets, it is always worth it.
Oh yes, that really can be hard if you do it alone! Spending time with us ladies here at the ranch sure does make the time go by faster, though! ;)
So true, Ryan! Infatuation can definitely be a psychologically dangerous thing for some :( Love is so much better! I think it's great you're a hopeless romantic, nothing wrong with delving in one of the most mysterious, divine things this world has to offer! :)
I love being a hopeless romantic even though sometimes it gets real hard. Especially loving someone you can't spend time with. But it is the path I chose.
"Why do all my best ideas occur to me while I'm shaving?" Albert Einstein
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Quote from: Jesslyn on Nov 24, 2017, 05:14 AM
Wow Ryan, you have some great quotes there. So true, I loved the one about the greatest love you can give someone. Infatuation can be selfish, but love itself never is <3
I agree with your assessment on infatuation. It is also dangerous for your psyche. I am a huge hopeless romantic. Being in love is one of the greatest pieces of life. No matter how hard it gets, it is always worth it.
Oh yes, that really can be hard if you do it alone! Spending time with us ladies here at the ranch sure does make the time go by faster, though! ;)
So true, Ryan! Infatuation can definitely be a psychologically dangerous thing for some :( Love is so much better! I think it's great you're a hopeless romantic, nothing wrong with delving in one of the most mysterious, divine things this world has to offer! :)
I love being a hopeless romantic even though sometimes it gets real hard. Especially loving someone you can't spend time with. But it is the path I chose.
Yes you ladies are wonderful at helping the time pass. And I appreciate what you ladies do for us. There is only one women I want to spend time with at the ranch. I have enjoyed this conversation. Thank you very much.
"Life goes by with the blink of an eye, you only have one shot so give it all you got." Babe Ruth
Quote from: Michael j. on Nov 29, 2017, 06:27 AM
"Why do all my best ideas occur to me while I'm shaving?" Albert Einstein
I love that lol
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Quote from: Jesslyn on Nov 24, 2017, 05:14 AM
Wow Ryan, you have some great quotes there. So true, I loved the one about the greatest love you can give someone. Infatuation can be selfish, but love itself never is <3
I agree with your assessment on infatuation. It is also dangerous for your psyche. I am a huge hopeless romantic. Being in love is one of the greatest pieces of life. No matter how hard it gets, it is always worth it.
Oh yes, that really can be hard if you do it alone! Spending time with us ladies here at the ranch sure does make the time go by faster, though! ;)
So true, Ryan! Infatuation can definitely be a psychologically dangerous thing for some :( Love is so much better! I think it's great you're a hopeless romantic, nothing wrong with delving in one of the most mysterious, divine things this world has to offer! :)
I love being a hopeless romantic even though sometimes it gets real hard. Especially loving someone you can't spend time with. But it is the path I chose.
Yes you ladies are wonderful at helping the time pass. And I appreciate what you ladies do for us. There is only one women I want to spend time with at the ranch. I have enjoyed this conversation. Thank you very much.
"Life goes by with the blink of an eye, you only have one shot so give it all you got." Babe Ruth
Oh, of course, Ryan! The pleasure's been all mine :)
"If you sit next to pretty girl for an hour, it seems like five minutes. If you sit on a hot stove for five minutes, it seems like an hour. That is relativity." Albert Einstein
Quote from: Michael j. on Nov 30, 2017, 06:21 AM
"If you sit next to pretty girl for an hour, it seems like five minutes. If you sit on a hot stove for five minutes, it seems like an hour. That is relativity." Albert Einstein
Do you love Albert Einstein? Lol
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Quote from: Michael j. on Nov 30, 2017, 06:21 AM
"If you sit next to pretty girl for an hour, it seems like five minutes. If you sit on a hot stove for five minutes, it seems like an hour. That is relativity." Albert Einstein
Do you love Albert Einstein? Lol
LOL! The guy was indeed a humble genius ;) BUT...I'd have to see what ol' Albert was like in bed before I could decide that! (If he could exclaim his lust for me through mathematical equations while savagely fucking me in doggy, we might be onto something!)
I wonder how many people knew Einstein was a huge fan of "Beany and Cecil". While on the faculty at Princeton U., he was hosting a conference at his house, with some of the country's top physicists in attendance. At one point Einstein pulled out his pocket watch and announced, "Gentlemen, you must excuse me. It is time for Beany". With that he got up, shuffled into the living room and turned on the TV.
“Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.” —-Erich Fromm
Quote from: Michael j. on Dec 01, 2017, 07:11 AM
I wonder how many people knew Einstein was a huge fan of "Beany and Cecil". While on the faculty at Princeton U., he was hosting a conference at his house, with some of the country's top physicists in attendance. At one point Einstein pulled out his pocket watch and announced, "Gentlemen, you must excuse me. It is time for Beany". With that he got up, shuffled into the living room and turned on the TV.
Einstein was a beautiful man. Intelligence is f'n SEXY!
"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her... " — Unknown
Quote from: Ryan313 on Dec 02, 2017, 08:41 PM
"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her... " — Unknown
That's sweet😍😍
Hopeless romantic,
"You treat them like they
have a heart like yours
but not everyone can be as
soft and as tender
You don't see the
person they are
you see the person
they have the potential to be
You give and give till
they pull everything out of you
and leave you empty."
Rupi Kaur - Milk and Honey
Unconditional love — in its most simplest form — means appreciating someone else for who they truly are. It means loving them when they are unlovable, and in spite of their imperfections and mistakes. At a deeper level, it means never, ever questioning whether you'll feel any other way toward a person. It's just a comfortable knowing that this is a constant in your life. It will always just "be."
Love is -
When someone else's happiness is essential to your own
- Author Unkown
"Be the person your dog thinks you are!" ~ J.W. Stephens
Quote from: Prospector Bob on Dec 18, 2017, 02:42 AM
"Be the person your dog thinks you are!" ~ J.W. Stephens
One of my favourites with the similar context:
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken"
Oscar Wilde
Quote from: margin on Dec 19, 2017, 01:57 AM
Quote from: Prospector Bob on Dec 18, 2017, 02:42 AM
"Be the person your dog thinks you are!" ~ J.W. Stephens
One of my favourites with the similar context:
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken"
Oscar Wilde
Lol, I've never heard that one before! Dogs are so sweet and innocent :) That other one is really good, too!! It makes you realize just how unique you are :)
Prostitutes are accused even by feminists of selling their bodies; but prostitutes don't sell their bodies, they rent their bodies. Housewives sell their bodies when they get married.
.. tobacco kills 52,000 people a year from lung cancer, and there's no telling how many lives have been ruined through drinking. But to my knowledge, no one has ever died of a blow job.
~Florynce Kennedy
Quote from: Ryan313 on Dec 30, 2017, 12:43 AM
Prostitutes are accused even by feminists of selling their bodies; but prostitutes don't sell their bodies, they rent their bodies. Housewives sell their bodies when they get married.
.. tobacco kills 52,000 people a year from lung cancer, and there's no telling how many lives have been ruined through drinking. But to my knowledge, no one has ever died of a blow job.
~Florynce Kennedy
Lol, that quote has some great points! Too true :)
Secret to happiness: Treat everyone as if it was you living another life.
~Joe Rogan
There isn't any questioning the fact that some people enter your life, at the exact point of need, want or desire - it's sometimes a coincendence and most times fate, but whatever it is, I am certain it came to make me smile.
Nikki Rowe
I feel this very much so.
"No one twerks like Gaston
Makes it work like Gaston
No body drops down dat booty and jerks like Gaston"
- me
"And another thing: I don't understand all this crap about a young man being 'ruined' by an affair with his hot young schoolteacher. My feelings on the matter? You lucky bastard!"
Quote from: KittiMinx on Mar 24, 2018, 02:47 PM
"No one twerks like Gaston
Makes it work like Gaston
No body drops down dat booty and jerks like Gaston"
- me
Sounds like Gaston and I would be fabulous friends lmao
never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself Murphy
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx
Quote from: Michael j. on Jun 25, 2018, 05:01 AM
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx
Interesting😂😂
I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but someday I hope to be someone's shot of tequila.
-sign on the wall of a (surprise!) tequila bar north of Seattle.
Quote from: Shay on Nov 01, 2016, 10:52 PM
I always behave, just not necessarily well 💃
I like that. :)
Quote from: Ryan313 on Jan 02, 2018, 10:03 PM
Secret to happiness: Treat everyone as if it was you living another life.
~Joe Rogan
That touched my little heart😣😍😘
It takes a lot to laugh, and it takes a train to cry. - Bob Dylan