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Way Off Topic / Re: Being Patient
« on: September 27, 2023, 09:51:26 PM »
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Way Off Topic / Being Patient
« on: September 27, 2023, 03:27:47 PM »
A Police Officer was patrolling off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a car parked on the local Lovers' Lane. He notices the interior light is on and the car is occupied by two people, a young man behind the steering wheel and a young woman in the backseat. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. He sees the young man behind the wheel is reading a computer magazine and the young lady in the backseat is filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this unusual situation the Officer walks up to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. "Oh, yes, Officer?"
The trooper asks, "What are you two doing?”
The young man says, "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says, "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs, "Sir, it looks like she's filing her fingernails.”
The trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, late at night on Lover's Lane and they're not making out? The trooper asks the young man, "What's your age?"
The young man says, "I'm 22, sir."
The trooper then asks, "And her, what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies with a grin, "In about 10 minutes, she'll be 18!”
The trooper asks, "What are you two doing?”
The young man says, "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says, "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs, "Sir, it looks like she's filing her fingernails.”
The trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, late at night on Lover's Lane and they're not making out? The trooper asks the young man, "What's your age?"
The young man says, "I'm 22, sir."
The trooper then asks, "And her, what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies with a grin, "In about 10 minutes, she'll be 18!”
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"How's it Hangin" / Re: What would your Pornstar name be
« on: July 21, 2023, 09:38:46 AM »Okay this may have been discussed before… what would your pornstar name be?
I’ll go first (using the traditional “first pets name and street you grew up on)
I’m Angel Read
Using this premise, my porn name would be Jake Arno. Sounds sorta porn-ish ...
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Way Off Topic / Re: DEEP SEA ROUNDUP IN TEXAS
« on: July 07, 2023, 05:02:17 PM »Winning anything don't mean much. Just being able to enjoy your time fishin' while sippin' on some cold ones means everything. Can't do no better!
It was fun. One day is was 5ft. at least but we survived it. Got some good fish in the freezer too.
Way cool!
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"How's it Hangin" / Re: What Do You Like Most About The Ladies?
« on: July 03, 2023, 03:14:50 PM »That’s my boys. Always keeping me on my toes!
My thinking says your boys would rather keep you on your knees.
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Way Off Topic / Re: DEEP SEA ROUNDUP IN TEXAS
« on: July 03, 2023, 02:45:19 AM »
Winning anything don't mean much. Just being able to enjoy your time fishin' while sippin' on some cold ones means everything. Can't do no better!
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Way Off Topic / Re: DEEP SEA ROUNDUP IN TEXAS
« on: July 01, 2023, 04:12:30 PM »
Thanks for posting the pic. From looking at that kingfish, it might not stay in 1st place long. I know there's much bigger ones out in the gulf. Nice bunch of snappers bro! Makin' me drool for snapper filet ... 
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Way Off Topic / Re: DEEP SEA ROUNDUP IN TEXAS
« on: June 29, 2023, 10:26:33 AM »
Well, you know I do. 
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Lineup / Re: Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup Thru June 30th
« on: June 26, 2023, 05:09:13 PM »Jennifer ... Are you gonna add Charlotte's profile & photos in the Ladies pages again? I hope so!FYI New Charlotte
I see a new Lady in the lineup, Harley. She's so friggin' FINE! So HOT! Thanks for adding her.
Thanks 9er. It still wouldn't hurt to put up her profile & pics. Might help a new Lady attract clients.
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Lineup / Re: Mustang Ranch Weekly Lineup Thru June 30th
« on: June 25, 2023, 03:53:12 PM »
Jennifer ... Are you gonna add Charlotte's profile & photos in the Ladies pages again? I hope so!
I see a new Lady in the lineup, Harley. She's so friggin' FINE! So HOT! Thanks for adding her.
I see a new Lady in the lineup, Harley. She's so friggin' FINE! So HOT! Thanks for adding her.
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Way Off Topic / Re: ME AND PROSPECTORS BOB FISHING TRIP
« on: June 10, 2023, 11:30:26 PM »
We had a great time. We caught some nice fish over the week I was there. It was nice to visit with my friend, Cobia!
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General Discussion / Re: Block ignore
« on: June 01, 2023, 12:05:19 AM »
She doesn't give a damn about her disrespect for her co-workers. Narcissists don't care what other people think. Pulling up an almost 4 year old birthday post to get herself on top, how crazy is that? Her birthday isn't 'til October!
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Trip Summaries / Re: MY 2023 VACATIO......
« on: April 17, 2023, 07:57:44 PM »
COOL! Back in the saddle again!
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Mustang Ranch Resort Experience Review / Re: Bowling Planes History An Encore with V. Falls & other classic Iromman Ramblings
« on: December 09, 2022, 07:21:07 PM »
I knew you'd find your way out to the Mustang & , from your last TR, I sorta had a feeling Ms. V Falls would be your object of desire. You almost got distracted by a couple of other sweet tushes ( I know your preferences, it has to be their tushes that caught your eye ) but found your way to V Falls. Good thing you got over that bug that kicked your butt when bowling.
That version of "Here I Go Again" is my favorite. Good choice bro!
) but found your way to V Falls. Good thing you got over that bug that kicked your butt when bowling. That version of "Here I Go Again" is my favorite. Good choice bro!