What do Teamsters & Lesbians have in common? "They both don't do dick"
What is better than 69? "77 cause you get 8 more"
Now this one bare with me I heard it from my 8 year old nephew. Even I was thinking in the gutter.
What is 6 inches and has a head on it? "Money"
What do dildos and soybeans have in common? They're both meat substitutes. What do lesbians and mechanics have in common? They both use Snap-on tools. And lastly: What's the difference between lesbians and Wheat Thins? One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker. ;D ;D ;D
Here's the 2nd most facepalm-inducing joke I know... (I'm saving my fave for a special occasion, LOL)
How does NASA organize a party?
*dramatic pause*
They... PLANET!
bwaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa
I just saw this one and thought I'd share....
What's the difference between "erotic" and "kinky"?
"Erotic" is using a feather... "kinky" is using the whole chicken.
I'd bet that most of you already knew that though, right? ;D
A masked man bursts into a sperm bank. Pointing his gun at the female clerk he hands her a specimen bottle and says, "Swallow it! All of it! The woman complies and the man whips off his mask and says, "See, Honey, that wasn't so bad, was it!"