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Way Off Topic / TGIP
« on: March 14, 2019, 11:14:22 AM »
Thank God It's Pi Day!  ;D

So... all you good folks, go out & have some pie today! I'm gonna get myself a Key Lime pie & savor every bite!  :P




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"How's it Hangin" / Hot Women!
« on: March 13, 2019, 11:38:21 AM »
Have y'all checked out the new photos of Dace', Dani & Phoenix in the Ladies profiles pages? They are OMG HOT!  :P

http://www.mustangranchbrothel.com/lineup/dace.html

http://www.mustangranchbrothel.com/lineup/dani.html

http://www.mustangranchbrothel.com/lineup/pheonix.html

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Constructive Criticism / Wrong Lady Pictures In Lineup Page
« on: April 23, 2018, 09:18:52 AM »
In the Lineup Page, when you click on Charlotte's photo you get Jasper's photos & reviews. The photos & reviews for both Ladies are correct in the Ladies Pages.

PB...

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"How's it Hangin" / New Tiana Pics
« on: November 28, 2017, 01:45:46 PM »
Tiana has some new photos in her Ladies page profile. They really show off her "assets!" She has a beautiful body! HOT!

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General Discussion / Gabriella
« on: June 19, 2017, 07:18:48 AM »
Gabriella has pictures in the Ladies profile section. Oh my, what luscious looking woman she is! :)

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"How's it Hangin" / New Ladies Pics
« on: November 01, 2016, 12:17:09 AM »
Bailey Rose is not the only Lady with new pics. Skylie Danger has a set of hot, new pics up now too. These two women are gorgeous. Wishin' I could be there to meet these lusty Ladies.  :P  :)

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"How's it Hangin" / Has Anyone But Me Noticed?
« on: July 20, 2015, 06:48:47 AM »
Delilah's photos are up as well in the Ladies' page. NICE! Another lusty, busty Babe with luscious hooters at the Original Mustang! DOUBLE D NICE! :o

Got a sudden urge to do some motor boating! :P :P :P :P :P  ;D


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Way Off Topic / Italian Mistress
« on: March 21, 2014, 08:30:48 AM »
Italian Mistress

An Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club.

No more credit card and large Bank accounts. But... The decision is all yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Tony?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is much prettier," she replies.



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Way Off Topic / 100 MPH Goat
« on: December 23, 2013, 04:01:42 AM »
100 MPH Goat


Two  Virginia rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom.  I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says,"I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there. Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, then peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask. We was just standing here a minute ago wnen a goat came runnin' out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission."


P.S. Don't feel bad if you didn't see it coming... Neither did the goat!


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Way Off Topic / Is That One Word or Two?
« on: August 11, 2013, 10:19:33 AM »
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the elderly gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.

She replied, "I would like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?  :-\



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Way Off Topic / Lifeguard Pee Break
« on: July 28, 2013, 09:07:44 AM »
From the Jamie Kennedy Experiment... bathroom humor is always funny stuff!  :o  :D
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sInhzdAmrWk




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Way Off Topic / The Outhouse
« on: May 29, 2013, 09:53:25 AM »
The Outhouse

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, “Hurts, don't it?"  :o




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Way Off Topic / Sex After Surgery
« on: May 29, 2013, 09:49:36 AM »

Sex After Surgery

A surgeon says to his patient after her operation, "You'll be fine. All went well."

She asked,  "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon, momentarily startled, seemed to pause, and then had a small tear run down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after getting a tonsillectomy."


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Way Off Topic / Look Mom
« on: May 27, 2013, 05:21:59 AM »
Look Mom... ;D

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Way Off Topic / Romance
« on: May 27, 2013, 05:17:10 AM »
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text message:


If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If  you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!


The husband replied, I am on the toilet. Please advise.

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