joke

[lumberjack0306]

Did you hear about the94 year old single woman who's minister was coming to visit.The minister came in and noticeda glass bowl sitting on top of an organ in the living room. In the bowl was ssome water with a condom floating in it. The minister had to know so he asked what r this about. The woman replied I found it in the park and on the labelit said place on organ aand keep moist to prevent the spread of disease.

[Cobia]

Did you hear about the94 year old single woman who's minister was coming to visit.The minister came in and noticeda glass bowl sitting on top of an organ in the living room. In the bowl was ssome water with a condom floating in it. The minister had to know so he asked what r this about. The woman replied I found it in the park and on the labelit said place on organ aand keep moist to prevent the spread of disease.

[Michael j.]

Soon after the Creation, God sends for Adam.  "Adam", He says, "I have some good news and some bad news.  The good news is that I gave you a brain and a dick.  The bad news is that I didn't give you enough blood to run both at the same time."

[Cobia]

  Been there ....done that.

[Silverado]

Haven't we all!

[Michael j.]

One day Adam visits God and asks "Lord, what is this thing called 'sex'?  God replies, "Adam, you should go ask Eve that and find out for yourself."   The next day Adam returns and asks God, "Lord, what is a 'headache?"

[Cobia]

 

[johann]

One day, God goes down to the garden, and finds Adam on his own.

"Where's Eve?" he asks Adam.

"Oh, she's down at the river, having a swim." replies Adam.

"Damn it!" says God.  "Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish."

[Cobia]

 

One day, God goes down to the garden, and finds Adam on his own.

"Where's Eve?" he asks Adam.

"Oh, she's down at the river, having a swim." replies Adam.

"Damn it!" says God.  "Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish."