Mid Summer Nights at the Ranch (Rev 1 Update in Red)

[SeattleSun]

I try to do a post visit write up to entertainment and educate.  The last good long write up I did was in March (March Madness at the MR) so I am over due to put in the effort for a good post.  I try to spend a week a month in Reno during the summer this is my July visit report. 

I arrived the week after the Awards Banquet mostly because I had no excuse to be in Reno during the MLB All Star Game break because there would be nothing to bet in the sports books and the Pepper Mill 6X comp days were on the 25th and 26th of July.  I was hoping all the Big Dogs had left town and I would have the ranch to myself.   


Monday July 20th

Monday was a travel day and I arrived late in the evening around sunset after driving 777 miles in 13 hours (60 mph ave.) from the Emerald City.   After a few past "weak" parties, I now know better than to party after 13 hours in the saddle.  But I did want to a recon mission and scout the ranch and see who was in the house.  The risk is after a few drinks to settle my "road nerves" that someone would call for a line up and I would lose control and pick a lovely lady out of it.  That's how I ended up in bed with the Promo Queen a few months ago.  Luckily I was the only customer in the bar for the few hours I was there so no line up and I went to my free bed in a downtown hotel.

I noted that the outside sitting area had been closed and decided someone screwed that up and decided I would try to figure that out.  I have always tried to learn from others mistakes as it's cheaper than learning from your own mistakes.


Tuesday July 21st

Well I understood the Twenty Something Nymphomania from the Golden State was due in this week after being a "no show" for the Awards Banquet Week.  Since I have been under her spell since our first party, I was definitely looking forward to Angel landing in the Ranch while I was there.

But when I showed up for brunch on Tuesday morning no Angel but the Argentine Sun Goddess was there as usual since she works the day shift and had always talked about how her sexual power was much stronger early in the day I decided it was time to check her off my Bucket List.  I am pretty much a GFE guy and she made me as a "Pape Party" which was a good read on her part.  So I popped a "vitamin pill" and we flirted for the 30 minutes it took to get lift off.  She told me Donnatella is actually an Italian cartoon character but as always I am never quit sure I understood her correctly.  Which is great for a girl friend as I can always just say,  "sorry dear I misunderstood you".       The Thais have a similar "get out of jail free" phrase that is "...my pen rye..."  When you screw up, no matter how badly, you just say it and are automatically forgiven your trust passes.  I had originally name Donatella the Busy Beaver as she seems to go thru the Green Door with a guy in hand more than anyone else when I am there.  And sure enough she was the #2 girl at the last place she worked.  MR sure does seem to cherry pick the best of the best in the industry.  She was as I had anticipated a great party!  Viva Donnatella!

Donnatella has one of the nicest rooms I have ever been in at the MR.  The bed has a canopy which I mistakenly called a "mosquito net" as I had sleep under a mosquito net for many years during my time in the jungles of South East Asia.

I returned later in the evening after all baseball games where underway.  I always like the odds in my favor but it was just me and 9 beautiful ladies in the bar most all evening.  Yea a little overwhelming.  I ended up buying dances from the troika of: Natasha, Carrera and Cherry.   Hopefully the ladies covered the rent that day.  I blew a 0.12% so spent a few hours drinking water before I set off to my free bed in town.  There is a breathalyzer behind the bar and never, never leave the Ranch drunk!   Note: the county cops (2 cars) had been working the road between the MR and Exit 28 all day.  Once the suspect cars had been stopped they had the "drug dogs bark" and were emptying everything out of the cars onto the road.  On a technical note, it is my understanding if you have military licence plates you are less likely to get stopped.  Natasha has a horror story about a traffic stop by a female police officer she suffered in that small stretch of road.   


Wednesday July 22nd

I was very busy Wednesday and had a dinner meeting in Reno and never made it to the Ranch.


Thursday July 23rd

I walked in around sunset, my favorite time of the day and sat down with the German Love Queen.  I laugh more with her than any other.  And I was having a rough day in the sports book so I needed to lighten up. We negotiated our normal GFE party but when in her room, which I have been many times,  I asked about the whips on the wall.  Funny I had never noticed them before.  Well she announced she was going to expand my party experience a little!  Since I  had been getting spanked all day in the sports book, why not!  So the national championship body builder from Germany has a bit of a gray side.  She knew my limits better than I did and it was great party as usual with her.

I had promised a "pizza party" for the bar if Natasha "earned" it for the house.  Nothing like putting a little pressure on the lady.  Of course Natasha put in an A+ effort which she always does and I order a dozen large pizzas from Sparks and a taxi driver we know pick them up and delivered them to the ranch .  Eight went into the New Mustang and three across the parking lot to the OMR.  And one into the cage for Little Mel!  lol      Natasha had four dozen red roses in her room from one of her last customers so a few pizza's for the "girls" was nothing unusual for her to earn ......

The Buckeye Princess (Emma) sat in approval of all of it from her throne near the front door.


Friday July 24th

I showed up around 8 pm as usual on Friday night as all baseball games are gone off by 7 pm Pacific and my work day was over making it "Miller Time".  Plus there is a "shift change" at 9 pm and you can see the off going day shift and the on coming evening shift the two hour period from 8 pm to 10 pm.  My biorhythms were as bad as I have every seen.  I usually take an afternoon nap after getting up at sunrise.  I have been always an early riser and my "call sign" in my military days was "Early Bird" as I always the first aircraft to launch in the morning as the sun was rising.  But just as I fell asleep in my hotel room at 3 pm the fire alarm went off!  It stayed on for at least 30 minutes and I got concerned enough to pack up all my stuff and start for the stairs.  After all there was just a big hotel fire in Las Vegas at the Cosmopolitan.  Just as I pushed the door open to the stair well the "all clear" was given.    Back to bed but no sleep for me.

The best part about Friday night was that Natasha introduced me to her new "Little Sister".  If you don't know the new girls, especially if it's their first time working in a brothel are assigned a "Big Sister".  Natasha has been a big sister many times.  She is very level headed and professional.  Yes, its very much like a college sorority and in fact college sororities in my home state of PA are pretty much "illegal" as they fit the definition of a brothel under PA blue laws.

Well the new little sister is Ashley an early 20's something ex stripper from California with a body to die for. 

I went home early without partying and got caught up on my sleep as I suspected I would need it Saturday Night.


One interesting thing that happened on Friday night was two 19 year old couples walked into the MR bar.  They looked like recent high school grads and the two young ladies looked like promo queen runners up.  They were real clean cut short hair, no tats, etc.  I don't even think the two guys shaved regularly.

Well after a couple of lemonades, they were way under 21 so they couldn't drink alcohol, they ask Natasha for a tour.  Natasha being the professional she is agreed.  Well after being gone for about 20 minutes she returns to my table.  One of the 19 year old guys wants to party with her.  Of course this is a gross violation of my Rule of 100 where my age and the ladies age has to add up to 100 or no party.  I often refer to the "Cherry Challenge" which is partying with the recent Promo Queen Cherry.  I have been sitting with her when she has gotten a call from the parking lot and the guy saying he can't go thru with it.  lol  To be honest I took me two tries to pass the Cherry Challenge.  So I was definitely blown away when Natasha said she just couldn't do the 19 year old kid!  I urged her on continuously with things like the "kid" just wants some carnal knowledge to take with him to college in the fall and its you "duty" as a professional to provide it. I also suggested if she didn't 'do him' it would effect his psychology going forward and she was responsible if he was impotent.  But no matter what bull shit I threw at her she drew the line!  No "babies" for her.




Saturday July 25th

Saturday like Friday is a fully MLB schedule with 15 games and they are mostly night games for the Yuppies to attend.  I didn't finished work until 7 pm.

I had been fantasizing about my first Big Sister / Little Sister party all day.  I hadn't had a multiple girl party for 40 years.  The last being in Bangkok in 1977 per my  diary which I just checked.  But this seem like the perfect set up.  The ladies at the Ranch had been pushing multi girl parties for me for months but I never took them up on it.  I am not good at multi tasking and like to lock on to a target and take them out one at a time.

Well I called my first every MR Line Up, as soon as Ashley show up on the floor at 9 pm.  I have been to many MR line ups just never called one before.  In fact I didn't even know how to call one.  lol   In a rather dramatic fashion I announce that I was going to have my first every Big Sister / Little Sister party much to the surprise of the ladies in the line up who know I am monogamous, which at the MR means only one girl at a time.  Well  everyone knew I was going to pick Natasha as the Big Sister but I let the tension build up on the Little Sister announcement.  As more than a few of the ladies in the line up had been Natasha's little sister I had hoped to catch one or more of them leaning to an off sides position.  Well no red flag was thrown since no one had jumped off sides, as all are very professional players.  So I called of Ashley's name to the surprise of all.  After all she was the new girl!

Well me and Natasha sat the new girl between us in the negotiating room and I asked if she was nervous and she said "no" and I replied "you should be the German Love Queen has plans for you" and she countered with "I guess you two are just going to have your way with me" and we replied "yes" and she said "can't wait" and it was one beautiful thing.

And it might had been Ashley first brothel party but I forgot to confirm.  When I left later that night I think she was on her third Saturday night party.  She is going to be a big success and I hope she makes it big at the MR. 


This was the best "exit party" I have ever had as I drove home on Sunday with a very very large smile on my face.   


SeattleSun




My Nickname list.

Cherry - Prom Queen

Ayana - The Lady with the Electric Touch

Carrera - The ICON

Natasha - The German Love Queen

Angel - The Twenty Something Nymphomaniac from the Golden State

Donatella - The Sun Goddess   

Phoenix - Phe Phe & Queenie

Maya - Sexy Smurf & Chika Bonita

Brooklyn -  Bisexual Barbie

Destini - Cali Angel

Victoria  -  Cowgirl Gone Wild

Camilla - The Brazilian 

JR - Porn Queen

[Passion81]

I enjoyed reading your week in review:) I think you love this place almost as much as I do:)

[SeattleSun]

Thanks Passion81 I always wonder if I am wasting my time putting together a MR Experience Review Post especially since I only had 3 parties in a week. 

Here is my first Experience Review post from last March FYI   http://forum.mustangranchbrothel.com/index.php?topic=1773.0  I bought into the MR after my visit last March.   I don't even think about going any where else.

I have been in brothels in N. America, Europe and Asia but never S. America or Africa and IMO the Mustang Ranch is a really unique high class experience.

I have posted this picture before of the girls of the South Pacific in their grass skirts.  This a line up from the Island of Papua New Guinea in the country of Indonesia cira 1979.  That's not me in the photo but my dutch crew chief.

[Passion81]

I got lucky. The Mustang was my first experience with a brothel. In fact I got even luckier miss Stevie Ray was my first experience with a courtesan.

[SeattleSun]

I got lucky. The Mustang was my first experience with a brothel. In fact I got even luckier miss Stevie Ray was my first experience with a courtesan.

Yea sir you started at the top!

But hey you are now "ruined" for any other brothel.   lol

[Tennessee25]

Seattle,
When I grow I want to be you......

[SeattleSun]

Seattle,
When I grow I want to be you......

Yea it's been one hell of a ride!


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[Tennessee25]

Lol.....nice

[Emma]

Seattle, you know I LOVE your reviews!  This made me so happy to read that you had such a great time!  Since you mentioned in your PM that I don't work Fridays and Saturdays, well, that's not necessarily true, but that weekend I was in Vegas when the Cosmo was on fire, oddly enough!  Sorry to miss out on the fun but you're right... I did enjoy the pizza party! xoxo Emma

[SeattleSun]

Emma,

I think we should revisit that idea of having the MR line ups topless!  See photo below.

Maybe we could put it up, to a forum vote.  After all this is a very customer friendly operation.

"The Mustang Ranch - The Only Topless Line Up in Nevada"

Think of the marketing opportunity!

SS

[Phoenix]

hey lets take it a bit further and change it up and go bottom less or evvvven further and do a nude line-up    ...jk....giggels

[caveman]

Thanks Passion81 I always wonder if I am wasting my time putting together a MR Experience Review Post especially since I only had 3 parties in a week. 

Here is my first Experience Review post from last March FYI   http://forum.mustangranchbrothel.com/index.php?topic=1773.0  I bought into the MR after my visit last March.   I don't even think about going any where else.

I have been in brothels in N. America, Europe and Asia but never S. America or Africa and IMO the Mustang Ranch is a really unique high class experience.

I have posted this picture before of the girls of the South Pacific in their grass skirts.  This a line up from the Island of Papua New Guinea in the country of Indonesia cira 1979.  That's not me in the photo but my dutch crew chief.

I hope you don't want the ladies to look like that because I would have to say they really let themself go!!!!

[SeattleSun]

I hope you don't want the ladies to look like that because I would have to say they really let themself go!!!!

No it's just a "reality check" for you guys that think the "Pacific Island girls in grass skirts" are something exotic.  This is the reality of it.   


This is in Iriyan Jaya not far from where that Indonesian airplane just crashed and kill 55 people that has been on the news the last few days.

[caveman]

There boobies look like they would be fun to play with! Yea what is with all these planes going down?

[SeattleSun]

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