Joke

[naughtytatyana]

A fish ran in to a wall and said, "Damn!"

[Lancelot Link]

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, it's not going to come to you.

[Tennessee25]

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, the other is a fish

[Tennessee25]

Lol

[Prospector Bob]

I was thinking about opening a candy shop specializing in suckers & lollipops. The clerk at the city business license department said, to open a shop like that,  I need to get a licker license.   

[Michael j.]

   A little girl is in a barber shop, watching her father get a haircut.  She is standing right next to the barber's chair, eating a snack cake.  The barber says, "Little girl, you're going to get hair on your twinkie."   She replies, "I know. And I'm going to get boobs, too."

[naughtytatyana]

What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?

-Lilly.

[Lancelot Link]

Q - How does NASA organize a party?


A - They PLANET.

[Phoenix]

 

[Prospector Bob]

 Confucius Say: Man with hole in pants pocket feel cocky all day... 

[naughtytatyana]

Confucius say: Wife put man in doghouse. Man end up in cathouse. 

[Prospector Bob]

Confucius say: Silk panties not best thing in world, but next to it!   

[naughtytatyana]

Confucius say: all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

[naughtytatyana]

Fried egg sandwich walks into a bar. Fernando says, "We don't serve food here."

[Michael j.]

An elderly couple is watching a faith healer on TV.  He says, "For those of you in my television audience, you too can enjoy the benefits of my healing powers.  Simply place one hand on the TV screen and the other on the afflicted portion of your body."  So the woman places one hand on the TV and other on her hip.  The old man puts one hand on the TV and the other on his crotch.  The old woman looks at him and snaps, "For heaven's sakes, George, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead!"