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Started by SuitcaseLXIX, Mar 29, 2024, 10:44 PM

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SuitcaseLXIX

Mar 29, 2024, 10:44 PM
A man is at a live performance. The performance temporarily
winds down. Not realizing this was temporary, the man begins to
applaud. He is suffering from premature e-clap-ulation
After all was said and done, a lot more got said than done

Of everything I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most

I am disciple of ancient Chinese philosopher Confused-us

Those who don't have patience soon become patients

gregbowers

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Apr 03, 2024, 09:35 AM
Haha, these jokes had me chuckling!  The one about premature e-clap-ulation at the live performance is too funny! And the Confused-us joke? Classic! Thanks for sharing these, they really brightened up my day. Looking forward to more jokes and laughs!

SuitcaseLXIX

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Apr 03, 2024, 06:44 PM
Quote from: gregbowers on Apr 03, 2024, 09:35 AMHaha, these jokes had me chuckling!  The one about premature e-clap-ulation at the live performance is too funny! And the Confused-us joke? Classic! Thanks for sharing these, they really brightened up my day. Looking forward to more jokes and laughs!
Thanks for the feedback, Greg... I occasionally repeat a joke I've heard elsewhere, but most of these I came up with on my own... I'll keep trying
After all was said and done, a lot more got said than done

Of everything I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most

I am disciple of ancient Chinese philosopher Confused-us

Those who don't have patience soon become patients
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